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Benjamin Netanyahu 12月27日
Sheket, . If realizes America gets nothing in return for those billions of tax dollars, your tuchus and mine are in more trouble than a cancer patient in Gaza.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 12月22日
In honor of Simcha Rotem and all who fought in the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, I have ordered airstrikes on the animals in the Gaza Ghetto.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11月21日
Thank you for taking a stand against hate, . The people of Israel understand your struggle just as you understand my struggle.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11月20日
Way to hold them accountable, . Who do the Saudis think they are to murder a journalist and get away with it? Only I have that kind of clout in Washington.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11月19日
Just woke up from a nightmare that called for my prosecution for killings all those kids. Then Sara reminded me that only goes after Africans 😴☺️
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11月19日
I call on Elvis Presley to donate $50 million to Young Likud and the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies. President Medals of Freedom must be earned.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11月10日
Toda raba to , , , , and for choosing to . Only because of your help, our soldiers stamped out this arch-terrorist.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 11月2日
I think I was in Jerusalem when I made that speech. Please correct.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 10月13日
We’ve always wanted the Middle East to be more like us. And to that end, we’ve occupied the West Bank, East Jerusalem, Gaza, the Golan Heights, southern Lebanon, the Sinai, and coveted everything from the Nile to the Euphrates in our pre-state blueprint.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 10月11日
I bet I could stand in the middle of 5th ave and hack a Washington Post columnist to pieces and these hacks still wouldn’t work the Kushner-Bibi angle.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 10月4日
Israel’s vegan-friendly army made sure no animals were harmed in the making of this film
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Benjamin Netanyahu 10月2日
These attacks on our allies are why Israel must continue to act against the Iranian terror regime’s influence in Syria.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月30日
Oye , mira qué les pasó a los últimos jugadores que apoyaron terroristas como Ahed Tamimi. La próxima temporada, todos a la Wheelchair League.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月28日
Who among us hasn’t ordered extrajudicial killings?
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月27日
Today at , I revealed that the most dangerous country in the Middle East has a secret warehouse containing nuclear weapons. Luckily this rogue regime has a lobby in Washington so potent it is exempted from IAEA inspections.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月26日
Excited to launch the newest (but hopefully not the last) season of ‘Weekend at Bibi’s: The Peace Process’ with my longtime collaborator Mahmoud Abbas and relative newcomer . Watch for it on screen soon!
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月21日
Proud of my team for knocking this speech out on short notice.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月11日
To honor the , I’ve authorized a special retirement bonus for the Al Qaeda allies we armed and equipped in Syria. Toda raba, Knights of Golan!
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月11日
Happy America! As I’ve said in the past, this day was good for Israel.
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Benjamin Netanyahu 9月8日
Exactly, my friend. It’s the other way around.
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