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John Cleese
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Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app thesillywalk.com
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John Cleese
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I recommend a look at drugstoreculture.com for anyone interested in getting proper, well researched, and honest news
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John Cleese
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I'm beginning to see how Trump got elected
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One clue :
Remember that when John McEnroe started the fashion for behaving like a brat, he became a hero for many Americans
And a pariah in Europe
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John Cleese
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She behaves worse that anyone has ever has in a Grand Slam final. Amongst other things, she threatens the umpire that he will never umpire again
( Do please check all this by watching the footage...)
My question is : How did she become a victim ?
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John Cleese
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When the umpire mentions this, she denies she would ever cheat in this way, raising the question ...why did her coach NOT know this ?
She argues a great deal. Later she smashes her racquet in anger, and the umpire, following the rules, docks her a point
She loses it completely
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John Cleese
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The famous athlete Serena Williams, winner of umpteen Grand Slams, plays in yet another Grand Slam final, as a red-hot favourite
But her opponent starts playing better than her
Her coach gestures to her to play further up court, and nods, as humans do after making eye contact
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John Cleese
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I try not to brag too much, but I have just heard wonderful news !
I made a speech recently at the Banqueting House in Westminster
Since then, the organisers have received a number of complaints from people who attended it
And...........they were ALL from Trump supporters !!
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John Cleese
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I like " Aluminum " even if it's wrong
I just wish you'd be consistent, and talk about Sodum, and Lithum and Potassum and Helum and Magnesum and Titanum and Chromum and Uranum.
Re: " Lieutenant " We decided to Anglicise it, instead of pronouncing it the French way, incorrectly twitter.com/swhunter1980/s…
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John Cleese
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By mangling I mean Americans saying : " I could care less " when they mean to say : " I couldn't care less "
Or using" likely " as an adverb, just because it looks like one
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John Cleese
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Why is it that, if a single country takes a protectionist stance, it's always held to be bad, whereas if a group of 27 countries does the same, it's good ?
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John Cleese
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Talking of cultural appropriation, how do the left feel about the USA appropriating the English language as though it was their own ?
They have never paid a cent in royalties either
Nor does it ever occur to them to apologise ? Even if its only for the way they mangle it ?
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John Cleese
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Should Serena have been portrayed as smaller, and more ' European ' in features ? Or even a little more Japanese ? Or would that have been condescending ?
Theresa May's usual caricature emphasises her long pointy nose. Isn't this reinforcing the racial stereotype of ' Honky ' ? twitter.com/JackWhateley/s…
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John Cleese
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I am in awe of great impersonators
In the last year, I have howled at Rory Bremner's Trump and Rob Bryden's Michael Caine
Today, on the set of 'Hold the Sunset', I heard Jason Watkins practising his Harold Wilson ( He's filming 'Crown" at the same time )
Absolutely wonderful
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Water turns red as white sided dolphins are slaughtered by laughing fishermen in the Faroe Islands dailym.ai/2CMCZxb
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John Cleese
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He can't
That's the point of my tweet
Geddit ? twitter.com/MaximeLecourt/…
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John Cleese
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It's the way he can express contempt for anything vaguely resembling democracy twitter.com/tack_hammer/st…
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John Cleese
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I like a deep thinker now and again...
Perhaps you can point one out to me twitter.com/RyanMM2018/sta…
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John Cleese
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Yes. My aunt Vera filmed it all
And she can spell and punctuate, too twitter.com/LordEnki1/stat…
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John Cleese
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Exactly
If we're talking 'warmongers', start with Chamberlain twitter.com/steffihellyes/…
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John Cleese
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It all depends on what message they are trying to send
The GRU plan is clever. Catch a spy, keep them for the purpose of exchanging them for one of yours, and then...kill them when they think they are safe
What better warning ? And you get your spies back ! twitter.com/Curious_Chak/s…
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