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Jen Spyra 7 ಗಂ.
If we ever find out that Trump killed his father at a crossroads and that Melania is actually his mother, all this shit is going to make a lot more sense
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Sarah Schauer ಜುಲೈ 24,2016
Walking into Taco Bell after a long night
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Marcia Belsky ಜುಲೈ 16
Ugh can you imagine how much worse this would all be if Trump WASN’T hot
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Jen Spyra ಜುಲೈ 13
a bunch of grapes might be the classic choice, but if you really want to keep an orgy going you bring gatorade and pasta
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Julia Claire ಜುಲೈ 7
"I love* New York**." am* rich**
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Jen Spyra ಜುಲೈ 12
You have to communicate in the bedroom. If your partner wants to say something during sex, simply have them raise their hand and call on them in a timely manner
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Dan Hopper ಜುಲೈ 10
US ON TWITTER: Bitch, I ain't need to see Mitch McConnell's eel on a job interview lookin ass face US IN REAL LIFE: May I please have one iced water, whenever you get a chance
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Wes Haney ಜುಲೈ 2
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @westonhaney
Her: Honey, do you think I’m a good cook? Me: Is CHEP a Brambles company?
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Jen Spyra ಜುಲೈ 11
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @AryehCW
civil.
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Jen Spyra ಜುಲೈ 11
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @BrotiGupta
the ladder is the destination
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Jen Spyra ಜುಲೈ 11
I thought getting married would bring us closer, but my husband and I are still at each other’s throats over who gets top bunk
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Jesse McLaren ಜುಲೈ 9
To everyone who said I’d never make it. That I’ll always be a nobody. That I’d never amount to anything. What gave it away.
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Jen Spyra ಜುಲೈ 9
Ever since the kids went to camp, my husband and I have been having the hottest sex. We don’t have kids, we just find it erotic to think of kids at camp.
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Jen Spyra ಜೂನ್ 28
scaling back beach body plans from six-pack to evenly marbled
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Jen Spyra ಜೂನ್ 28
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @Septembersgotit @HBO
damn you girl you are SMOKING!!
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Kevin Sciretta ಜೂನ್ 27
When you have to pay to change your flight because you booked the wrong time but you realize at least you caught it now and the day of at the airport.
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Jen Spyra ಜೂನ್ 26
Thought about going to an outdoor music event this summer, but then I remembered I could just as easily amputate my foot and chew on it
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Stephen Colbert ಜೂನ್ 26
Well, at least something good came out of this weekend. I finally figured out my band name: Filthy Canopies
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Jen Spyra ಜೂನ್ 21
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @Home_Halfway
we gotta lay this down in the studio
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Jen Spyra ಜೂನ್ 21
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @reno860
hahahahaha
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