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Maria Orlova
Big fan of history, football, and chips. Misuse periods and commas frequently. Russian Air Force vet. DY-NA-MO DRESDEN!
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Maria Orlova 45分钟
This was so damn good. The last time I got that enthusiastic about putting things in my mouth I was sacked for lewd conduct.
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Maria Orlova 2小时
I may be the first dumbass to put on weight BEFORE Christmas
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Maria Orlova 3小时
Kebaby goodness
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Maria Orlova 8小时
...and none for Gretchen W- I mean Piers Morgan.
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Maria Orlova 8小时
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Maria Orlova 9小时
Oooer missus
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Marie-Anne Pollaud 🍁 18小时
do you like being financially and professionally subservient to elderly white fuckbros who think it’s PC nonsense that they can’t smack my bum on the workplace without having HR breathing down their neck? what about slumlords who hint at wanting their dick sucked? let’s swap!
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Maria Orlova 18小时
No please or . Please explain jealousy. Try applying for a job with not only a Bachelor's but a Master's in History. Let me know how the salary is enough to survive on.
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Maria Orlova 18小时
回复 @stvstheworld
UNSUNG HERO ❤️
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Maria Orlova 19小时
FUCKING EARNED. ❤️
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Maria Orlova 20小时
*looks nervously around* Lucky I have strong legs like my mother *phew... glad we passed that lyric*
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Maria Orlova 21小时
回复 @drphiliplee1
Shakira's going to sing about you.
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Maria Orlova 21小时
We know who the next Bond girl is clearly!
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Maria Orlova 21小时
Buried Canyon is my porn star alter ego
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Maria Orlova 21小时
回复 @CylonNumber7
The answer is always yes, you god damn instagram model on twitter.
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Hellevator 12月28日
📍Les hétéro | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍être drôles | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍 être homophobes.
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Maria Orlova 21小时
回复 @stvstheworld
Thank you for pointing out Andrei Kanchelskis is Ukrainian BUT he never once played for Ukraine. Only Glorious Russia.
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Maria Orlova 21小时
Milk for their cereal failure, apparently.
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Maria Orlova 21小时
回复 @stvstheworld
Top 10 Russian footballers.
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