Jane Showalter

NASA: They've got the range.

Currently: speculating if the fresh-faced youths are siblings or lovers. "The lighting is romantic!" "Back then ALL lighting was romantic."

Guests are waiting out the crowds to head home... so we're watching Wrath of the Dragon God on YouTube... in another language. #DwarfOfJuly

I had to use my inhaler after the fireworks display because the freedom was Too Strong

There are some alignment problems with the smiley fireworks so Boston is basically spamming the emoji at the sky. I'm about this.

"The first star you see is a planet" -- this child is perfect

Shout-out to the little kid next to me who yells "Orange!!!" whenever a red firework goes off.

So the trained bald eagle flying around Dodger Stadium pregame just flew past its handler, out of the park and didn't come back #Murica

This movie is "in memory of" two people. Two people died and this is how someone thought to honor them. #DwarfOfJuly

This is both just like and utterly unlike any D&D campaign I've ever been in. #DwarfOfJuly

My favorite part of this movie was when one dragon kicked another dragon #DwarfOfJuly

"Come, Damodar! To the roof of Sumdall!" This movie is very relatable #DwarfOfJuly

"Just like you thieves...always taking things that don't belong to you" is an actual line of dialogue from this movie. #DwarfOfJuly

"This film honestly looks like it was shot on the sly at a Renaissance Faire." - @dmoren

Only in the year 2000 was a character saying "Nice" with a smug look on his face considered a catch-phrase. #DwarfOfJuly