Jonathan Schofield

@schofeld

Designer maker of web and printed things. Cyclist prone to turning left. Typographic stickler. Hummus Hoover.

Portsmouth, Europe
ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ 2008 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. “people who see open societies, not being racist or fighting wars, as a better way to live…”

    …“The people who see that open societies, being nice to other people, not being racist, not fighting wars, is a better way to live, they generally end up losing these fights. They don’t fight dirty. They are terrible at appealing to the populace. They are less violent, so end up in prisons, camps, and graves”…
  2. Donald Trumplestiltskin and his golden flax/hair
    Google Earth image stitching glitch shows weird warped roads
  3. Cloud Native is a thing. It even has its own feckin Cloudnado foundation, that writes copy by evaporation.

    Bullshit headline reads: New Cloud Native Computing Foundation to Drive Alignment Among Container Technologies
  4. ಗೆ ಪ್ರತ್ಯುತ್ತರವಾಗಿ

    thanks. Did not know nesting gotcha. Will need to rethink some forms.

    It is possible to nest one <fieldset> element inside another, but it is not recommended. Screen readers do not automatically indicate the end of the <fieldset> element, so it is impossible for screen reader users to confidently know which fields belong within which fieldset.
  5. Red Arrows over Southsea. Cooler than an iPhone camera can do justice to.

    5 of the 8 Red Arrows strutting their stuff over the America’s Cup race area on Southsea sea front.
  6. Good doesn’t make Southsea feel like we’re Mexico as much as last year’s high metal wall.

    Colourful translucent screens for America’s Cup walled areas instead of last year’s high metal wall.
  7. Teresa’s Trident consultant, , has got our backs

  8. ಗೆ ಪ್ರತ್ಯುತ್ತರವಾಗಿ

    Reminds me of the end of Underworld’s To Dream of Love:

  9. Me Me Me Me M e Me Me Me Me Me

    Michel Van der Bel is worried you might not know that Michel Van der Bel has been appointed by Microsoft so promotes this news about himself in a promoted tweet by himself to make sure.
  10. Pick a side. Me? Free speech is conditional because the alternative is worse.

    Screenshot shows adjacent tweets in timeline: 

From @leashless saying, “it is not for governments to censor political free speech. Cheer today, weep tomorrow when you too have no voice.”

And from @jessiecath saying, “Conclusion: normalisation of abuse online is terrifying and if you think it’s in any worth defending why not pop down to the empathy gym”
  11. The bone’s connected to the bit.ly bone. The bit.ly bone’s connected to the sh.it bone…

    Toy Story Woody toy has misconnected body parts as metaphor for today’s recursive 301 web
  12. They probably certainly know that I probably wouldn’t

  13. 1 in 3 smartphone users purchased from a brand other than the one they intended to because…

    1 in 3 smartphone users have purchased from a company or brand other than the one they intended to because of information provided in the moment they needed it.
  14. …& no better reminder of the fuckers in government than that they wanted to axe the NHS sequence

    NHS volunteers in the London 2012 opening ceremony dance and work their magic
    The London 2012 Olympic stadium from above lit up in celebration of the shining achievement of the NHS
  15. Thank you for an extraordinary, mesmerising, uplifting vision of what we can be

    The Isambard Kingdom Brunels survey their work at the 2012 London Olympics opening ceremony
  16. Man weirdly peeks out from behind mainframe computer, woman in foreground works at a terminal, hoax headline says, “Large Mainframes you can hide behind and masturbate”
  17. New uniform for Chancellor of the Exchequer.

    Goth trench coat
    Richard Madeley recounts being at school with Hammond who was “a Goth back then”.
  18. The patience of saints pic from

  19. Tonight, Josephine, snogging in Corsica

  20. I’m thankful to for the wisdom of Taylor Swift

    Forbes quote of the day: 

“Someday when you get where you’re going, you’ll know that it was you and the people who love you that put you there.”—Taylor Swift

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