October 1, 2016

I want to know if Trump tweeting in the middle of the night was him up very late or very early.

September 30, 2016

What is happening

No hyperbole, this is the best thing I’ve seen on Twitter dot com https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/781890026229665792

First time here in 10 years!

Can I pin someone else’s tweet to my profile? https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/status/718094668131672065

Logarithmic pricing https://t.co/qkkhNvmeoM

These are funny https://medium.com/slackjaw/abheek-talukdar-8-what-i-thought-these-popular-books-were-about-reading-only-their-titles-b212c7679535#.7vf4rst4y but I’ve definitely had the thought reading e.g. Crime & Punishment like wait, this is just a novel?

I blame @ReplyAll for all the Pepe the Frog think pieces I now have to read.

I judge people probably too harshly who block me from walking up the escalator. But omg could you be more oblivious

September 29, 2016

Gonna suggest you not watch the fecal transplant episode of One Mississippi during dinner

PJ Vogt
Instead of Sillicon Valley people writing thinkpieces about Society it should be leaders of any other industry. Linoleum installers. Anyone.
Reposted from twitter.com

@mikeev seriously.

@mikeev Spotify and Quora are recommender systems rockstars (I just learned last week)

RT @AndrewCrow: The @Medium Release Notes Team is the best release notes team. https://t.co/rc4aUOgBP1

September 28, 2016

It’s only a matter of time before I post a “You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about” with a photo of my cats.

In reply to PJ Vogt's tweet

@PJVogt /giphy innocuous, common expression and dear god please not porn

Curious how good @Heavyweight is if you don’t know and care about people from Wiretap. But me, I’m in love. Sincere Gregor is best Gregor.

September 27, 2016

In reply to DaveCA's tweet

@DaveCA @ifwinterends bullet toof Tony?

playing a game made by teenage @mwichary

@kylewmahan has said “arrives in 4 minutes” for 10 minutes

How can Lyft be so bad at estimating how long until your ride gets here?

September 26, 2016

Meet the Press
.@chucktodd: #debatenight exposed Trump's lack of preparation, but Clinton seemed over-prepared at times.
Reposted from twitter.com
# debatenight

Thinking about how stressful it would be to have a job interview in your second language.

September 25, 2016

@justkelly_ok Young McNulty makes a mean pot of tennis ball chili

Headline: “Adorable Photo of Michelle Obama Embracing War Criminal”

September 24, 2016

Honneur et patrie et parents

@ikai sure, he beats particle man. They have a fight, triangle wins, triangle nan.

Oh emm gee

Kind of a nice day at ocean beach

September 23, 2016

@SaraJChipps really wish they’d have cropped his feet out of that photo