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Jared Leto [loudly in public] - "whoops would you look at that, my laces are tied, better...untie them hahaha this is normal to me"
DAD [on deathbed]: Son.
SON: Yes?
DAD: Money [cough] I saved-
SON: You saved money for me?
DAD: I saved 15% by switching to Geico [dies]
*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*