Sam Grittner

@SamGrittner

Catalina Wine Mixer (Producer) 2008-2011 // Written for MONTHLY SHOW: w/

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ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    Every year for Christmas I ask Satan to cure me of my dyslexia.

  2. All I'm gonna do the next four years is tread on you. Don't be a snowflake.

  3. Talk smack about and I will roast your ass. She is brilliant and a ray of sunshine. You "won" but sure as shit act like losers.

  4. JACK: We have the best moms, don't we folks? MOM: Jack, who are you talking to? J: To all the moms out there! M: You know I hate group texts

  5. 1) Why is a grown-ass man having mommy cook a to-go breakkie for him? 2) Why does he address his mom as folks and ask hyperbolic questions?

  6. If I see Ivanka in person I'll politely explain she's a swamp-goblin devoid of all humanity, death is too good for her, and I love her shoes

  7. Christmas came early, folks, cause there is a lot to unwrap here. Let's start with the fact that a beard is in fact not a tree.

  8. Of course I go caroling, do you know how much easier it is to ask strangers that answer the door "trick or treat?" when you're with a posse?

  9. Christmas List 2015: New shoes Bose speakers Hella gummi bears Express gift card Christmas List 2016: Spontaneous combustion yesterday

  10. Don't forget the true meaning of Christmas: Watching DIE HARD & constantly refreshing your social media feeds whilst ignoring your mortality

  11. . Verify me, you coward

  12. Putin has his hand so far up your ass he's the one fingering Ivanka.

  13. This is a warning, if you kill me, there are two more of me waiting to take my place.

  14. I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person.

  15. VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY: "You ready for new cutting edge graphics?" ME: "My favorite game this year was about a depressed park ranger."

  16. In these trying times, follow for consistent brilliance.

  17. I'm packed and ready to go home and be with my family!

  18. 2016 in Memoriam: •Gene Wilder •Florence Henderson •Prince •Patty Duke •American Democracy •Real news •David Bowie •Harambe •Radio Shack

  19. Get you a President who can upend decades of peacemaking policies and and throw a pity-party for himself, all in the same day

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