Matt Haughey

@mathowie

Hi! I write stuff at and created among other things. My life, my love, and my lady is the sea.

Oregon, USA
Joined February 2007
Born in 1972

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  1. 14 hours ago

    This story of Tony Hawk teaching a writer to ollie is the best thing I've read all month.

  2. 14 hours ago

    I just got Amazon email telling me my pets can order food on my new Echo. Dumb, not funny. I got the Echo yesterday.

  3. 17 hours ago

    Is this another dumb april fools joke?

  4. 18 hours ago
    Replying to

    Trump is an ignorant disaster because he doesn't know or care or want to learn any of this. He wants to rule as if he were Nixon in the 60s.

  5. 18 hours ago
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    It put him in weird positions on trade and defense, but basically the world is a giant bunch of bargains negotiated delicately by diplomats.

  6. 18 hours ago
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    Obama didn't do everything right, but at least he was a modern person that understood every decision made waves and had layers.

  7. 18 hours ago
    Replying to

    You hate immigrants? Sure, block them. But then farms have food rotting in the ground. Wives fear reporting abusers due to deportation.

  8. 18 hours ago
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    He is simplistic and naive about pretty much everything, and he ignores the fact that the world has moved on and everything is now complex.

  9. 18 hours ago

    The Uniqlo/tariffs story reminds me that Trump is a buffoon from the 1950s who thinks the world is simple and easy, as it has been for him.

  10. 18 hours ago

    FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (seriously 3/4 of everything I wear is Uniqlo this is a disaster)

  11. 18 hours ago
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    I pay to keep my favorite podcasts like Judge John , , and around and to support a vibrant independent media.

  12. 18 hours ago

    I sponsored the Maximum Fun network for years & since 2013 I've been a happy monthly backer. You should too, support

  13. 19 hours ago
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    yes I bought a switch today to see what Zelda was like, but I'm amazed to hear multiple people buying multiple consoles they like it so much

  14. 19 hours ago

    I just overheard someone buying their SECOND nintendo switch with zelda so two could play at home. It's the 2nd time I've heard this.

  15. 19 hours ago

    I'm not even popular but Twitter mobile is at 20+ constantly now. Guess the new replies "work" for engagement numbers, but experience sucks.

  16. 21 hours ago
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    twitter ditched eggs because I had a great joke lined up about they represented white male fragility like these skeet targets at Walmart

  17. 21 hours ago
  18. Mar 30

    I love this autocomplete on the Amazon Prime Video app.

  19. Mar 30
    Replying to

    This is all Steve Bannon. Two of the most specialized sorts of doctors made to leave the US forever, all b/c of green card waiting list BS.

  20. Mar 30

    Imagine wanting to deport two leading neurosurgeons because you hate brown people so much. Also? Their current & future patients might die.

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