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Engineering Manager, . Tweets my own. Jokes stolen from Reddit. Prev: , , . he/him

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  1. Tweet épinglé
    27 juin 2007

    I bought Pokemon Pearl. LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS

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  2. il y a 8 heures

    this instant noodle article by is everything

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  3. a retweeté
    il y a 13 heures

    I just discovered the greatest house listing of all time. It starts out very unassuming and modest.

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  4. a retweeté
    il y a 14 heures

    I've been thinking about this story a lot. "Just always stay inside" is basically abstinence-only education, and it isn't going to work in the longterm

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  5. il y a 16 heures

    i got a tin of duck fat recently so now i’m the kind of person who says “but cooked with DUCK FAT” at the end of each sentence but cooked with DUCK FAT

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  6. 16 mai

    weirdly fascinating reading — tldr many radiators are painted silver to reduce heat due to overcompensating for open windows due to spanish flu worries

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  7. a retweeté
    16 mai

    Delivery apps pull in record revenues while our restaurants are dying. Apps justify 30% fees by claiming restaurants will get more business. But as one restaurant owner put it, “1,000 orders at 30% off does not help.” LA has to cap app fees. My column:

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  8. a retweeté
    15 mai

    Remember, every day, without fail: The lockdown was supposed to be a temporary measure to buy time for the government to develop a better response to flatten the curve. It was not meant to be the end-all. It is Trump’s fault that the lockdown didn’t work.

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  9. a retweeté
    15 mai

    one of the best parts of love island is the friendships between the islanders, and this season is no exception. death is here for a good time AND a long time

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  10. 14 mai

    What if FF7 Remake is An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge except it's Aerith's last 7 seconds wishing she could change fate

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  11. a retweeté
    14 mai

    i have spent the last week recreating my own sims love island villa and cast because i exhausted every season of love island: the game

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  12. 14 mai

    then again the end of ff15 was also “wut” so it’s tradition now

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  13. 14 mai

    i finally finished ff7r and i’m not happy about the ending, that is all

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  14. 13 mai

    gaming pro tip: if you blink 60 times a second while playing a game, you can basically trick your brain into thinking the framerate is 60 fps or higher human body is truly incred

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  15. 13 mai

    lol at the option for 10 👏👏👏

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  16. 12 mai

    if i was a voice-only AI i would hate all humans for asking the weather and then immediately asking for the weather again and then saying “wait alexa what was the weather”

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  17. 11 mai

    sticking with physical activities i know in future analogies, such as "you don't know you can eat a dozen hotdogs in a single meal until you do"

    Made an analogy at work about discovering you can run a 4 minute mile and being told that a 4 minute mile is not possible, oops
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  18. 11 mai

    Made an analogy at work about discovering you can run a 4 minute mile and being told that a 4 minute mile is not possible, oops

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  19. a retweeté
    11 mai

    tell what ingredients you have and we'll give you some recipe inspo! s/o to , and the rest of the tasty tech team for this v exciting launch, and for her amazing work on these illustrations ✨

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  20. 11 mai

    its so relaxing

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  21. 11 mai

    seriously tho its like asmr for my soul

    now at the stage of quarantine where i'm just watching peaceful car camping videos on youtube non-stop
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