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[WP] The world is rapidly changing as the plague of our era is spreading fast. But it doesn't affect humans. It eats plastic. by -0c- in WritingPrompts

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Without*

Lose*

Our girls running the marathon had no one to give them water during the race. The Indian desk at the race was unmanned. - @bhogleharsha by deadslow in india

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Source? That's hilarious and saddening.

My [26F] sister's [22F] friend [22F] is a nurse and told my sister some test results of mine. Should I report her? by saebyuk in relationships

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please let me know if you reported her. She needs to be let go.

Feel-good Friday Chat Thread by a-liquid-sky in unitedkingdom

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German *amazingness.

Feel-good Friday Chat Thread by a-liquid-sky in unitedkingdom

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4 12 hour shifts? Bloody hell.

Feel-good Friday Chat Thread by a-liquid-sky in unitedkingdom

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I may have a busy couple weeks ahead at work, but I've decided to enjoy the moment and stop bloody fretting about what's happening tomorrow.

What about your body did you think was normal until being told otherwise? by Baklajon in AskReddit

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Two of them may be simply dimples of Venus, a classic portent of beauty. Look it up.

What about your body did you think was normal until being told otherwise? by Baklajon in AskReddit

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the uninitiated.

What about your body did you think was normal until being told otherwise? by Baklajon in AskReddit

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, they shouldn't if you're healthy. They're an important part of the immune system.

What about your body did you think was normal until being told otherwise? by Baklajon in AskReddit

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Nowadays we can inject you and wait for your body to filter it. Much less invasive for your urethra :).

My Buddy Has a Needle in his foot that he didn't know about by greentide008 in WTF

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No, not if it's been in long enough. It might heat up if his foot goes in the bore.

What's something you're confident has only happened to you? by DrMantusToboggan in AskReddit

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Ruined by everyone trying to grab their fifteen minutes of karma.

If you don't want to hear the answer, then don't ask the question. by The_Superfool in AdviceAnimals

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As said already, MRI might help. It'll show joint and cartilage problems not visible on plain x-ray.

Redditors who've been roasted on /r/roastme. What comment hurt your feelings the most? by NineteenEighty9 in AskReddit

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So you pretty much didn't read the title of this post, huh?

How NBC is reporting on Trump now by zoidboix in EnoughTrumpSpam

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Love it.

MIT and Microsoft Research made a 'smart' tattoo that remotely controls your phone by elmkzgirxp in gadgets

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ㅎ!

My friend always leaves her hair straighteners like this on the door handle switched on while she gets ready. I've just burnt my hand on the door knob. by portablebunny in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is she mentally challenged?

TIFU by ignoring a pimple by arsmith531 in tifu

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8 hours? Christ what country are you in?

Other than AskReddit, what is the best subreddit to binge read? by Monkeyapo in AskReddit

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I believe the plural of mother-in-law is mothers-in-law. One of those odd English-French quirks.

Doctors and other emergency healthcare staff, have you ever got the ''do we have a doctor on board?'' Shout? What happened? by lostgirl67 in AskReddit

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You don't get always get ahead in life by frittering away money.

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Someone cut the queue after an ambulance passed us and I partook in second hand muted horror. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by BritishEnglishPolice to /r/britishproblems

What conspiracy theory are you shocked people still believe in? by 1qaqa1 in AskReddit

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There's a reason it's also illegal to broadcast holocaust denial in most of Europe.

What conspiracy theory are you shocked people still believe in? by 1qaqa1 in AskReddit

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/r/iamverysmart

The Earth is Flat and Motionless Sticky by natavism in theworldisflat

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is satire, right? You don't actually believe this nonsense?

A Radioactive Cold War Military Base Will Soon Emerge From Greenland's Melting Ice by popat2000 in worldnews

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's called an ad hominem argument, what you just said. You attacked their character instead of their rhetoric.

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