Zach SherwinVerified account

@zachsherwin

Twitter is my pun dumpster.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Jan 2016

    Why would you pin the tweet that's already your most popular instead of a great but unappreciated one?

    12 replies 39 retweets 343 likes
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  2. Jun 13

    "Coconut's growing on me!" - guy I overheard at the coffeeshop either discussing alt milks or believing he's a tree, not sure which

    2 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
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  3. May 25

    It's ok, guy at the coffeeshop, you don't have to stop picking your nose just because you saw me see you doing it

    2 replies 20 retweets 243 likes
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  4. May 19

    I just met someone named Artur and *refrained* from saying "Oh, is it short for Artur-Detour?" so I now understand true self-mastery.

    1 reply 3 retweets 54 likes
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  5. May 12

    Vince Lombardi = Bardi V

    1 reply 2 retweets 31 likes
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  6. May 11

    I, a person you follow on Twitter, exhort you to support on Patreon. Throw the guy five bucks a month, or even one, and without fail, you will be rewarded with tremendous bang for it.

    7 likes
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  7. May 2

    Word Chipper tonight. 8 pm, Dynasty Typewriter. There will be a quiz about animal names. There will be prizes.

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  8. May 1

    Word Chipper is at TOMORROW, Weds 5/2, at 8 PM! Comedy, music, wordplay, top-shelf guests . Shred your bad mood and let our words make you feel chipper (temporarily)!

    1 reply 3 retweets 15 likes
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  9. Apr 27

    I'm hosting a show THIS SUNDAY as part of Packchella at The Pack Theater, 930 PM, so many great people.

    1 reply 4 retweets 18 likes
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  10. Apr 24

    LA people: two upcoming shows with me at their helms! SUN 4/29: "Zach Sherwin and Friends" at , 930 PM. WED 5/2: "Word Chipper"at , 800 PM.

    4 retweets 9 likes
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  11. Apr 24

    My friend has a new album! He is one of the funniest and best. ACQUIRE IT

    1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
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  12. Apr 20

    THREE PREDICTIONS ABOUT THIS SHOW: 1) The audience will be extremely stoned 2) The two new songs I debut will baffle them 3) I will flub some lyrics JOIN THE CHAOS

    Just added to tonight's 420 show with , , and . It just keeps getting better! Tickets & info:
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  13. Apr 10

    I recently appeared on the show for the 12th time, I found out! Get my latest episode at .

    3 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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  14. Apr 7

    LA: lmk if you want to be added to the guest list for the 9 pm show at Dynasty Typewriter tonight. I'm doing a thing on it.

    1 reply 3 retweets 5 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    i have a new podcast launching today! guests so far: free weekly episodes: bonus weekly episodes via : thanks for listening/sharing/being!

    15 replies 58 retweets 179 likes
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  16. Apr 2

    Boston, I'm doing a show tonight w/ and at the Riot Theater in Jamaica Plain. Since it is at night - 8 PM - feel free to come to JP in your PJ's! Did my little joke convince you??

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  17. Mar 21

    everyone must attend

    This Friday 3/23 8pm | Free standup show ! with
    1 retweet 5 likes
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  18. Mar 13

    Lass. Dirt. Money. -the Stormy Daniels saga in three words; also, an anagram of "Stormy Daniels." (Soon I'm going to start sending out this kind of stuff in e-mail form, instead of posting on social media...stay tuned for more on that)

    3 replies 2 retweets 39 likes
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  19. Mar 1

    lloyd's not wrong. this was really fun.

    was my favorite podcast to do ever. Me and getting blazed and making jokes. DO NOT MISS.
    1 reply 24 likes
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  20. Feb 18

    Don't feel bad if you blew it by not seeing me and Drennon Davis and Lloyd Ahlquist perform last night - it's happening again tonight! "Pass the Mic," 9 PM at the Westside Comedy Theater in Santa Monica. Music and comedy will abound. LMK if you want on guest list.

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  21. Feb 17

    I am hosting (along with ) the 8 pm show tonight at Dynasty Typewriter! Lmk if you wanna come and PERHAPS i can get you on a guest list

    5 retweets 17 likes
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