Jonathan Schofield

@schofeld

Designer maker of web and printed things. Cyclist prone to turning left. Typographic stickler. Hummus Hoover.

Portsmouth, UK
ಏಪ್ರಿಲ್ 2008 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. The Cockup Twins

  2. That writing in detail about the issue of URLs in progressive web apps

  3. Morning ride, Portsdown Hill

    Blue skies over Portsmouth from Portsdown Hill
  4. Don't get angry, pug people

  5. The frack the future frackers are out in force on the tag.

  6. When a psychopathic totalitarian drops in for a chat so you just bust out the violin

  7. Why women live longer than men.

  8. Weird how Chrome on Mac sometimes loses cursor:pointer behaviour. Links still work but show cursor:default on :hover. Anyone else see this?

  9. Because the most important piece of content is always THE LOGO

  10. …David Icke might be right when it comes to Nigel Lawson

    Nigel Lawson, purveyor of disinformation
  11. ’Lawson argued there was more hostility between European countries now than there had ever been at any time since the second world war.

“The great majority of people in Europe do not want to be part of a political union,” he said.’
  12. "When there is despair, the people from the far right take advantage. We must say that another world is possible and necessary" --Ken Loach

  13. What an utter load of guitar plucking shite.

  14. Death to header {height: 100vh;} header + * { /*scroll to see anything informative, suckers */ } (supposedly)

  15. Sometimes I get jealous of how much time internet trolls seem to have but then I remember that they use their time to be internet trolls.

  16. There's just been a guy on who was, don't laugh, a 'water sommelier'. Any vacancies for this unique talent?

  17. I guess the two objects you can't build in Minecraft are empathy and understanding

  18. Listening to my daily dose of Project Fear like a good citizen. Last week was War, I'm betting on Famine or Plague this week

  19. On the look out for a small office or even a space in a shared office in Romsey. Pls RT

  20. This Morrissey Video Proves You've Been Cooking Horses Wrong Your Whole Life!

  21. this is still my favourite. "By the way..."

  22. So easy your grandmother could use it, which is to say you need to be able to invent compilers & COBOL while navigating rampant sexism.

  23. Why is this so funny?

  24. "And then I said all these bad things about the Jews... oh Jesus, I didn't even ask you how you are doin!"

  25. When you assemble a robot soccer team and the drunk goalie is your best player

  26. …pondering extent to which Southsea is an island within an island within an island

  27. Portsmouth, an island, a microcosm of the Tory party: - : Portsmouth North: - : Portsmouth South:

  28. All going well, then.

  29. Geordie Grieg: Hero. An astounding leader in Mail on Sunday demolishing Brexit. Brilliant. Pivotal.

  30. …previous 3 tweets are link and quotes from ht . Now going to take my temperature.

  31. Jonathan Schofield ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , ಮತ್ತು
    • @AllusionistShow

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    • @scott_kerr

      Executive Director, Strategy & Insights | tech, media, marketing, design | geek dad | tweets are my own

  32. “…The bare facts of surveillance capitalism necessarily arouse my indignation because they demean human dignity”

  33. “lobbying for an end to commercial surveillance on the Internet is like asking Henry Ford to handmake each Model T”

  34. Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a tweet often goes undetected.

  35. If the Daily Express has polled 12 million Turks I'm Erdogan's pet chihuahua Stephanie

  36. Testing out an AI that classifies photos by dog breed. Astonishing accuracy. ()

  37. At least Pardew’s dance was more entertaining than what’s on the pitch.

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