Moose Allain

Also, I’m nudging this.

If you’ve pledged for a cartoon on my @unbounders book, please check your email junk folder! Waiting to hear from quite a few of you still.

I’m probably the last person in the world to realise Larry Grayson was actually saying “Je t’adore, ever hard"

@MooseAllain giving someone the correct money for something and telling them to "keep the change" has much the same effect!

Whenever you borrow a pen off someone, hand it back to them with the words "Keep the pen".

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QUOTE tweets are NOT included. You have to RT the original tweet.

The secret of beautifully cooked spaghetti was perfected by Boris Pasternak.

how often i do look at a crow and think 'there but for the grace of god go i'

@MooseAllain the man in the iron wig

@MooseAllain "all that money doesn't make you happy" he hoarsely whispers through the grates in the dead of night.

Now, those people are quote-RTd at me every day. I am MUCH more aware of them. But apparently THESE days we're in the bubble.

Now, I see their content shared here every day. I also rarely used to encounter people whose opinions I strongly disagreed with.

Back before I lived in a metropolitan liberal social media bubble, I never read anything in the Mail, the Express, the Sun etc.

Donald Trump's twin brother Ronald Trump is locked in a room in Trump Tower. He is quite mad, believing in climate change & being kind.