Mark Jaquith

@markjaquith

I make WordPress and other things on the web. Skeptic. INTJ. Always hungry; ever curious. = ❤️

Tampa, FL
ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2007 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@markjaquith ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
    ಫೆಬ್ರ 25,2016

    I affectionately call the zxcvf group of keys on a QWERTY layout “the tar pit”. Please don’t get this joke. Don’t make me sad for you.

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    “Delta is testing my patience and Zeus is gonna hear alllll about it. TO THE AIRPORT INTERFAITH CHAPEL!”

  3. ಫೆಬ್ರ 20

    Airport interfaith chapels. For when you have a non-denominational religious layover emergency & wanna spew prayer at a randomly chosen god.

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    This is outrageous and awful. My experience with Uber HR was similarly callous & unsupportive; in Susan's case, it was reprehensible. 😡👎🏻

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    Sometimes I forget whether tone policing is forbidden and language policing is mandatory or the other way 'round.

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    We're hiring a backend developer. Ideal candidate actively works in website & plugin development.

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    Trump: “Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars.” Me: “Wow. That’s awful!” Also me: “Hi, I’d like four dozen king-size drugs please.”

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    Many restaurants serve egg white omelettes. None offer egg yolk omelettes. What happens to the orphaned yolks?! Callously discarded?

  9. Mark Jaquith ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಮತ್ತು
    • @archillect

      The ocular engine. Sources:

  10. ಫೆಬ್ರ 12

    But *how* substantial? “Very very” substantial?

  11. ಫೆಬ್ರ 12

    How are we not massively shaming people who pretend to be disabled so their precious ”fur baby“ can trespass with impunity?

  12. ಫೆಬ್ರ 12

    Fuck the entirety of your existence if you claim your fucking shih tzu is a “service animal” so you can bring it to the community pool.

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    TFW you make a joke so good that the ACLU tells you to delete it. 😁

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    There are few libertarians. But many Americans have libertarian views.

  16. ಫೆಬ್ರ 11

    The Onion sums up my thoughts on pet ownership.

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    Saying SEE YOU IN COURT to judges is kind of like Saying SEE YOU UNDERWATER to sharks

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    I’m proud of for launching and OMG SO HAPPY to have my biz taxes & bookkeeping handled. 😬

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    “Wait. Yeast is an animal. Why can they eat that? Doesn’t yeast have feelings?!” researching vegan desserts is a delight.

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    A stock moving half a percent down and then half a percent up in a day is… not newsworthy.

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