🏴James Heathers 🏴

Beward the nanomafia. Tiny lads in sharp suits baseball batting their way to prosperity.https://twitter.com/HumanConnectome/status/1075442352939024385 …

You might recognise this jerk with the 4th highest viewed pre-print on @thePeerJ this year. (Partly good luck bc. we published March 1st.) Releasing this as a preprint has meant a colossal increase in my ability to recruit participants related to the topic.https://twitter.com/thePeerJ/status/1075738354090680320 …

#keepitmetal #fearthetater @OrbenAmy @ShuhBillSkee @PeteEtchells

"The Dangers of Distracted Parenting When it comes to children’s development, parents should worry less about kids’ heavy metal—and more about their own." Concur. Keeping your own listening old-school = important. Enjoy those Ghost albums, kiddies, I have old Dismember records.

"Setting heavy metal limits -- and helping kids moderate their own habits -- are all about finding the right balance for your family's needs and lifestyle." Habits moderated include sewing patches on battlejackets, headbanging, and elbowing people in the throat.

"Scream time. That's what I've taken to calling the drama that can come from enforcing heavy metal limits with my kids. And no, it's not just them doing the screaming." This works on multiple levels. \M/ \M/

Season's Greetings from [LOOSELY AFFILIATED ORGANISATION I EMAILED ONCE]! Has it really been [DATETIME_CONTACT] since we last spoke? I just want to extend a warm, personal [GREETINGFIELD] to you on this [CELEBRATIONCODE] and a [ANCIL_MESSAGE]. yours, [PERSONAL_SIG]

This episode with @MicrobiomDigest is late because I am crap at life. BUT IT'S HERE. If you disagree with any of it, you are wrong.https://twitter.com/hertzpodcast/status/1075289850444697605 …

(... She was perfectly correct, incidentally. They really should have.)

One of my students wrote "take it with a grand assault" instead of "grain of salt"... ... and it is the best eggcorn ever, and I am in love with it, and am thinking of ways to use it in all future communications.

I used to tell grad students 'never trust anyone over 40' as a kind of tongue-in-cheek reference to shared experience, but now I'm starting to wonder...https://twitter.com/jlehtoma/status/1074910670326562816 …

Halfway between fearless and fearful.https://twitter.com/wgervais/status/1074749649276321792 …

Student: "X&Y mention a few things that should be analyzed in future studies, but maybe they could have just done a better job themselves." Me: *wipes away one tear* "You really get me."

Dear Academic Spammers, You might want to reconsider your email title "Explore HIV!" It seems hazardous. yours with the minimum possible respect, etc. etc.