Skeletor

@GrumpySkeletor

He-Man is a dick. Parody.

Snake Mountain
ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2014 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

@GrumpySkeletor ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @GrumpySkeletor ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
    ಏಪ್ರಿ 6,2016

    Highlight of my day had to be when I called He-Man a massive shitbiscuit and then escaped on my jet pack.

  2. 6 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Anyone know what Ann Summers' returns policy is on their small Thai anal beads? Asking for a friend.

  3. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Charming! You're not welcome in Eternia either, as the position of orange faced pillock with a daft hairstyle is already taken by He-Man.

  4. 17 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Here's Prince Adam, reading his favourite dot-to-dot book.

  5. ಫೆಬ್ರ 3

    Just turned up at Castle Grayskull to beat up He-Man and, despite asking if he needed to go before we left, Mer-Man now needs to take a shit

  6. ಫೆಬ್ರ 3

    If you knock on my door, you'll get a lightning bolt from my havoc staff shot straight up your jacksie, you massive fucking turnip.

  7. ಫೆಬ್ರ 2

    Couldn't be bothered to try to capture Castle Grayskull today so I stayed in and watched Bargain Hunt, ate some biscuits and had a big wank.

  8. ಫೆಬ್ರ 1

    Off out to Wetherspoons.

  9. ಜನ 30
  10. ಜನ 29

    I hope Beast Man eats a ball of string that day because I'd rather pull that out of his arsehole for an hour than watch that shower of shit.

  11. ಜನ 28

    Good morning ladies. You're welcome.

  12. ಜನ 27

    It's a full moon tonight which means Beast Man is howling his hairy head off and walking around with an erection the size of a chair leg.

  13. ಜನ 27
  14. ಜನ 26

    He-Man wants to build a wall around Castle Grayskull and expects me to pay for it! So basically I told him to fuck off.

  15. ಜನ 24

    Mer-Man you are useless but I hate you slightly less than Piers Morgan, who is a cunt.

  16. ಜನ 24

    Beast Man you are useless but I hate you slightly less than Mer-Man, and that's because he smells of Scampi Fries.

  17. ಜನ 23

    Nothing on TV on Monday nights so I'm torturing this old bastard instead. To be honest with you, I'm having the time of my fucking life.

  18. ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 10,2016

    I've just been going round Eternia squeezing people's bollocks for a laugh. How was your day?

  19. ಸೆಪ್ಟೆಂ 4,2016

    I can't be bothered to go out today so instead I've used magic to appear before He-Man and call him a stupid fanny.

  20. ಜನ 21

    Just found this selfie on Evil-Lyn's phone. She's got some fucking explaining to do.

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