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@brianloveswords

chief garbage monster ; figurehead ; probably not three cats in a trench coat. He/him

Brooklyn, NY
ನವೆಂಬರ್ 2008 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ
ಆಗಸ್ಟ್ 13, 1985 ರಂದು ಜನನ

@brianloveswords ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    It's unfortunate that "stop, collaborate, and listen" is really good advice but no one will ever take it seriously.

  2. Watched X-Men: First Class with my partner & she found it unbelievable because the hair styles and makeup were all wrong for the 1960s.

  3. Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

  4. IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY MOVIE TRAILER HAS REPLACED THE PHRASE “IN A WORLD WHERE…” WITH “WOULDN’T IT BE FUCKED UP IF…”

  5. [leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket

  6. City Inspector: Any renovations to the home? Me: [moving a rug with my foot over the trapdoor to a tunnel lined with eel skeletons] hahah no

  7. Sitcom dad: What do you kids want for dinner? Kids: Not YOUR cooking Audience: Ooooooh! Sitcom dad: what the fuck did you just say to me

  8. [diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.

  9. [carefully pouring a colourful liquid from one beaker into another] Scientist: what you got there? Me [still concentrating]: science

  10. Me: *chugging a glass of milk* My skeleton: *breaks free from my body and starts lifting with his bros at the gym*

  11. "Captain America" is the superhero that sounds most like a sarcastic nickname a wife would give her husband after he got lost on a road trip

  12. free as in spiders

  13. Also I would not put it past my mom to have a seriously off-brand toothpaste called SpiderFresh

  14. I hadn't put on my glasses yet and read this as "SpiderFresh" anyway off to start a toothpaste company byeeeee

  15. Wow, American flag tank top season really snuck up on me.

  16. me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that

  17. Features that make any videogame better: - dogs - talking to dogs - dogs getting excited when you're nearby

  18. My mom and I just watched Bloodsport, she loved it.

  19. I figured out that I was selecting the wrong option, I had to scroll the thing left to find a slightly different car

  20. Love this 🆒 new feature of Google maps where it won't give me driving directions, tries to make me take Uber instead

  21. hey everybody let’s take a moment to revisit my favorite gif

  22. I thought the previous trial ruled APIs are copyrightable and this ruled that reimplementing is fair use.

  23. Really we all won because fuck the idea that APIs are copyrightable

  24. 🚨 GOOGLE'S USE OF THE DECLARING CODE AND SSO OF APIS IS FAIR USE 🚨

  25. 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 -- Jury in Oracle v. Google has reached a verdict.

  26. [Art Gallery] ME: I love the use of light in this one. GUIDE: Sir, that IS a light. ME: Extraordinary.

  27. These Independence Day: Resurgence ads are getting weird

  28. "How are your math skills" Me:

  29. For the folks asking for a citation, here's what Peter Thiel wrote about women voting.

  30. If billionaires wanna destroy media, they should do it the old-fashioned way, by buying them & letting incompetent grandchildren ruin them.

  31. [Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?

  32. Scissors Edwardhands

  33. A billionaire secretly suing a publication into oblivion is a million times bigger threat to free speech than 'safe spaces'

  34. Guy: Polly want a cracker? Parrot: Look, haven't we moved past this? Yes, I always want a cracker but what I need is acceptance, Lloyd

  35. I have a bad sense of smell. I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

  36. Someone once threw up next to me on the subway, that didn't smell worse than the combo of these two shoes-off dudes

  37. My son just called a "vape" a "mouth fedora," and I'm dying. 😂😂😂

  38. When you let your mom cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are

  39. Hi Boston friends if you're around this Friday and you like doing things here's a thing you should do

  40. lol and now I get a "Crush it" Gatorade ad

  41. my god it seems like the poor jurors are going to be looking at source code in Microsoft Notepad, without any syntax highlighting

  42. On the train back to the good ol' windy apple 🚂🗽

  43. "Some people call me the space cowboy" no they don't I've never heard anyone call you that, nobody fuckin calls you that

  44. the true lesson of Oracle v. Google is that if you're going to mansplain, you should mansplain in a non-subpoenable medium

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