AmberTozer

@AmberTozer

I love my nieces & miss my Grandma. Please order my book SOBER STICK FIGURE

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ಜನವರಿ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    My book is now available for pre-order don't you dare click on this link to read more about it

  2. Here is my workaholic stepdad taking some time off from farmin' to read Sober Stick Figure

  3. I'm ready to tell the truth: Despite what I've told people for years, the reality is, I've never actually been sorry my car is such a mess

  4. BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS A CRAZY BITCH - comment I'll post on a picture of 2 friends who talk shit about each other if I ever relapse

  5. People are making fun of me because I said "I accidentally farted" and I guess that's because they don't know how often I do it on purpose

  6. This woman's "I'm deleting my Facebook" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start.

  7. When you can't believe a girl fell for the ol' "I'm an angel" trick & you gotta scram before the wing glue wears off

  8. If you aren't already please follow and listen to Paul Gilmartin's podcast it's fascinating

  9. Accidentally farted really loud in a public restroom stall and yelled THAT AIN'T RIGHT and a girl started laughing then I yelled I DO COMEDY

  10. I wake up at 530am everyday so I can get a head start on sitting around and waiting for it to be nap time

  11. Oh man I just thought about how mad boys on the internet would be if they made an all female remake of Anchorman & now I can't stop laughing

  12. Be there in a minute just gotta reread this two sentence email 8,454 more times before I send it

  13. Just finished 's fantastic memoir "Sober Stick Figure." Here's the review I posted on Amazon:

  14. 3 yr old: I like your big belly! me: thanks. hey, can you put on your own shirt yet or does your arm and head still get caught every time

  15. When Sally Jessy Raphael gets stoned and puts her glasses on her dog and her dog is like pass the effin joint Sally

  16. MY FAMILY REVIEWED MY BOOK Found 2 typos-cousin Whoa! That's a lot of information- mom [rips page out uses it as a blanket for a doll]-niece

  17. native, comedian releases candid memoir about battle with alcohol

  18. Tess you da best thank you and thanks Lady 2 Lady !

  19. Gender specific hairstyles for guys: Man-bun Updude Bronytail French Brad Chauvinist pigtails

  20. I write To Do lists, because while life's events are probably determined by random dice rolls by the universe, one still needs trash bags.

  21. Fashion Tip: no matter what you wear your romantic relationships will be fucked up so go for comfort

  22. Thank you Paul I love your work and all you do for people 😇

  23. Shout out to revolving doors in big office buildings for forcing people in business suits to take teeny tiny steps in a circle

  24. Special skills: Sending crazy emails and wondering when I'll get a response

  25. Spent a couple of days worrying that someone was mad at me and when I found out they weren't I thought ok now what else can I worry about

  26. Order new book "Sober Stick Figure" today & check her our on Ep84 of w/

  27. Here is a picture of my nieces not reading my book

  28. LA! Sober Stick Figure Party at on June 3rd! Hope you can make it thank you here is the invite

  29. Oh look do you see that person over there they seem mentally unstable & manipulative I better get involved with them in one way or another

  30. When you pay $400 for new headshots and it's worth every penny

  31. Brunch tip- When you're talking about yourself and start to notice that everyone's eyes are glazed over it's time to ask someone a question

  32. ಮತ್ತು
  33. Didn't feel like talking in group therapy so when it was my turn to share I read my grandma's chicken soup recipe & everyone still clapped

  34. Look at the ppl in Asia who I begged to pretend to read SOBER STICK FIGURE order yours now!

  35. This week's episode#199 features hilarious comedian & important business lady !

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  36. Hope I don't dream about a wolf who crawls into bed strokes my face & says "out of all the humans I've slept with you are my 3rd favorite"

  37. Is Sally Field on Twitter I want to ask her if she is my mama

  38. AmberTozer ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , , ಮತ್ತು14 ಇತರರು
    • @AlisonLeiby

      comedian. writer. the only reason i'm here is said she'd bring snacks. alison.leiby (at) gmail (dot) com.

    • @johnwilliamsnyt

      Senior staff editor at New York Times (Books/Book Review). William James fan. Baseball nerd. REM flag-waver. Founder of The Second Pass:

  39. Hope the boy who is takin me to dinner won't mind if I order an extra steak & put it in my bag the last time I did that my date got so horny

  40. Thank you all for the birthday wishes but what I could really use is a new vacuum

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