White House staffer

Hicks' behavior is distasteful. She rubs up against POTUS and giggles when she briefs him. We call her his girlfriend behind her back.

If you're wondering abou the President's relationship with Hope Hicks, yes it's just as creepy and gross as you imagined.

The President also has a young, hot "advisor" named Katie you've never heard of. They have private "thinking time". You fill in the blanks.

The President keeps saying we're a finely tuned machine. If that's true why has he been fricking screaming at us all week? He's losing it.

The President gets a pedicure and manicure once a week in the Oval Office. We have "his girl" from NYC flown in. It's so expensive.

Bannon truly has hate for the media. His calls @CNN the "Cu*t News Network". He says it all the time and laughs like it's funny. It's not.

I was laughing my ass off when Priebus said he gets along with Bannon. They scream at each other every single day.

The President hates alcohol so I don't know how he tolerates Bannon, who has been buzzed at work more than once.

There hasn't been a single day when Bannon wasn't hungover. Popping Advil, sunglasses indoors, chugging water, it's tragically obvious.

Kellyanne has been miserable to be around since the President told her no TV for a while. People are just avoiding her.

Not all of us are on the free network but many of us are. It's discombobulated here.https://twitter.com/whathappensn0w/status/833763720358744064 …

When we're at Mar-a-Lago we do all our government business on unsecured wifi networks. It's ludicrous.

You guys ever seen the movie "Downfall"? That's exactly what it's been like around here since day one.

Mike Pence is a nice person but he really dislikes Priebus. Don't know what happened between those two but it's not even cordial right now.

Bannon says the word c**t every single day. The other day I heard him use it as a verb. Like how does that even happen?

Melania said something to me last night that stuck with me. I asked if she was doing all right and she said "It doesn't matter." Chilling.

I got to hang out with Melania alone for 10 minutes last night. She is literally the saddest person I've ever met.