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Television: Let it wash over you.

⬆ Perfect pork chop Steven Universe sits comfortably at No. 1.
The 100 climbs the Fandometrics ladder, squeezing in at No. 3.
⬇ Can you figure out why Sherlock fell all the way to No. 17?

Movies: Let it soothe your soul.

Ghostbusters returns to No. 6 with a simple release of a another trailer.
Dunkirk makes an effortless debut at No. 9 as it begins filming.
Star Trek Beyond painlessly strides onto the list at No. 10.

Music: Let it balm your chapped parts.

Ariana Grande took a fall on a red carpet; got back up again faster than you can say “No. 2.”
☆ Queen Demi Lovato (No. 20) took a stand against the HB2 law during the Billboard Music Awards.

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Celebrities: Let it heal your broken bits.

⬆⬆☆ All it took was Italy: Jensen Ackles (No. 3), Misha Collins (No. 4), and Jared Padalecki (No. 9).
Kylie Jenner jumps 11 spots to No. 7 after breaking up with Tyga. For real this time. Bible.
⬆ Lady in red Bella Hadid springs up to No. 10.

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Games: Let it open your third, fourth, and eighth eye.

Overwatch is No. 1, both on Fandometrics and in customer service.
☆  Horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s returns to No. 8 after…
☆  …the trailer for its companion game, Sister Location (No. 20), was released.

Web stuff: Let it be one with you.

⬆⬆ Pewdiepie (No. 6) made a video about Jacksepticeye (No. 5) and both prospered.
Thomas Sanders zooms 7 spots to No. 8 after his #thickthighssavedlives.

thefandometrics week in review

Look At This Bread

Tumblr is about bread.

Mary Colby Bakes (@marycolbybakes)

is baking through the classic recipes of Mary Berry.

Is that hand buried inside the loaf? Is this a bread glove? Yes, probably.

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Originally posted by marycolbybakes

Brad Rohloff (@brohloff)

is an artist whose name sounds like “Bread Roll Off.”

Look at this real physical patch he made:

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Originally posted by brohloff

Sourdough Bake Off (@sourdoughbakeoff)

is a bread nerd who takes great photos of their lil’ bread children.

This little guy looks like he’s going to skitter away like a crab!

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Originally posted by sourdoughbakeoff

Marty Lopez (@martylopez)

is a bread obsessed professor. Say that ten times fast!

Now whisper it to this challah:

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Originally posted by martylopez

Video Game Bread (@videogamebread)

is a mysterious blog that posted progress GIFs of an in-development game about making sandwiches and now posts nothing. Will it ever return?

No idea, but look:

Originally posted by videogamebread

bread baby B R E A D
Friends: Trends.Some victories• IDAHOT happened, which is great. We ought to add several every year until it’s all 365.
• A lot of people graduated! This week’s forecast calls for lots of falling caps.
In the game of Risk, Ukraine is not a...

Friends: Trends.

Some victories

  • IDAHOT happened, which is great. We ought to add several every year until it’s all 365.
  • A lot of people graduated! This week’s forecast calls for lots of falling caps.

In the game of Risk, Ukraine is not a power-player. In the game of Eurovision 2016, Ukraine doesn’t h*ck around.

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Originally posted by dheixis

Some droppings

  • Ghostbusters dropped another trailer, which has some angry people boycotting the film. Good news for people who don’t want to share a theatre with babies.
  • Pokémon Sun and Moon are dropping on November 18th, which makes their astrological sign Skorupi.

Chance The Rapper dropped a mixtape, and it’s so damn buoyant it bounced back up again.

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Originally posted by akidnamedmat

Some things that exist and are being discussed

  • Brunch: it’s just lunch.
  • Robots: they’re just Tamagotchis with sometimes legs.
  • Mythology: it’s just dudes making humans out of dirt and ladies eating the dudes.
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Originally posted by memorycloset

  • Camping: camping is good clean fun.

Now for some blogs:


Remember this little guy?

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Originally posted by ourpresidents

trends this little guy united states ship utah 🎄
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It’s your favorite list made up of other lists…

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Television: Hellavision.

☆ The succinctly named global battle, 2016 Eurovision Song Contest, is No. 1.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. escapes quarantine, returns at No. 17
RuPaul’s Drag Race is lip-syncing for life, falling to No. 16.

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Originally posted by allaboutthatdrag

Movies: Were action movies in ‘30s called walkie talkies?

Spirited Away (No. 11)  will soon be a VR experience instead of just a spiritual one.
☆ She’s ba-ack. Alice Through the Looking Glass debuts No. 18.
⬇ Who will avenge The Avengers? Age of Ultron dropped twelve to No. 16.

Music: D’oh re mi.

Five Seconds of Summer (No. 1)  prove they have more than fifteen minutes of fame.
Azealia Banks is No. 2 for something controversial and bad. Surprised?
Zayn returns to No. 15 because someone controversial and bad was mean to him.

Celebrities: Something we have in common with Jennifer Lawrence.

Skai Jackson is No. 3 for standing up to someone controversial and mean.
Jennifer Lawrence (No. 10)  embarrassed herself in front of Harrison Ford. Good news is he had no idea who she was.
⬇︎ Lin-Manuel Miranda falls to No. 19, is arguably winning in all other areas of life.

Games: Cheat codes not advised.

⬆This is not a drill. New starter critters for Pokémon Sun and Moon (No. 1) have been revealed.
⬆ The sixth game in the Ace Attorney series gets a release date and No. 13.

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Originally posted by kayo-kyrano

Web stuff: Your favorite stuff.

Welcome to Night Vale is having a puppy problem, returns to No. 9.
⬆ Our favorite vampires visited the city that never sleeps, bringing Carmilla to No. 10.
Red vs Blue returns at No. 17 in celebration of its fourteenth year on Earth.

thefandometrics week in review
People of Tumblr, behold: The GIF post!It’s yellow. The most exciting color to be.
Tap it to see your GIF-ables—videos, bursts, Live Photos—or shoot a new GIF on the spot. Isn’t it incredible what science can do?
And now: Write on your GIFsLike,...

People of Tumblr, behold: The GIF post!

It’s yellow. The most exciting color to be.

Tap it to see your GIF-ables—videos, bursts, Live Photos—or shoot a new GIF on the spot. Isn’t it incredible what science can do?

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And now: Write on your GIFs

Like, right on your GIFs. In three different fonts, infinite font sizes, and in every color you could reasonably expect. Try these fun tricks:

  • Cover a beautiful face with a more-beautiful emoji face. 
  • Spin your text upside-down. People love that. 
  • Shrink your text into unreadable dots. Now you have freckles! 
  • Tap Aa while editing text to change fonts. But you’d have figured that out on your own.
  • Tap Aa while not editing text to start a fresh block of text. Do it again. Do it again forever. 
  • Skim the rainbow to change the color, obviously. Drag your finger way off to the side and some weirder stuff happens. 
  • Don’t forget rare Unicode characters. This mushroom ⍾ for example. Or this pensive snowman ☃. Or a triple integral symbol ∭. Or this expressionless square █.

iOS is coming out now, Android will be right behind.

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Attention! Trends! Attention!• “Won’t nobody be to blame but yourself,” Azealia Banks.
• Just watch: Magic Boy and Hodor are gonna win the Game of Thrones.
• Pokemon Moon: Reflecting the Pokemon Sun.
Belarus sent naked Ivan and a pack of wolves to...

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Belarus sent naked Ivan and a pack of wolves to Eurovision

Originally posted by itsjusteurovision

Rehydrated grape Ted Cruz.

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  • Persona 5: This time they’re farmers. (They’re not.)
  • And quote-unquote “quotes.”

Hey! Down here! Tumblrs!

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