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Need flair!? (part 2) (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by GoldieFoxSkips lunch often[M] - announcement

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I saw a middle aged woman at the store buying men's diapers and twenty pounds of lemons. (self.PointlessStories)

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I was gone for a month and now my office chair smells of Febreze. (self.PointlessStories)

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No one wants to talk to me anymore (self.PointlessStories)

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I tried making homemade fries for the first time (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Pukalo_Reincarnate

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My right arm looks harrier than usual today. (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by awfulmspaintScarred by paper

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Editors' ChoiceI don't want 250 grams of olives (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by ConfusedTapewormBrought sausages to concert

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I'm getting fillings done (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Pikachu42What does my flair say now?

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The aneem convention (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Shark-FartsForgot dream

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We just saw our truck (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by bonercollexor

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I looked at the fan (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Ledhabel

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A guy asked me out to a dance, I said I wasn't going. Later, I changed my mind and went and accidentally met him there and was forced to hang out with him. (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by imseriousdonttouchmeDoesn't have grand stories

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My iPod spoke to me, I spoke to nobody (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by ormr_inn_langiAlmost a prophet

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I sound like Patsy Cline! (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by GenericHamburgerHelpWasn't able to bribe the garbage men

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My boyfriend made a joke at the gym and it was mildly funny (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by pneumoniMade computer game

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I'm meeting with two different professors on Wednesday at different times and I'm so excited and also awkward af (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by hasafewbuckstospareSaw an opossum in good neighborhood

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I was riding my bike at night. (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Doxing_my_friends

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The time I was thrown out of a club. (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by isherflaflippeflanyeCriminal banana[🍰]

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My boss and I watched porn together (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by carpenoctum0517Found alarm sensor on underwear

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Orange tempera paint exploded all over me (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by intoxicatedwithmusicTraumatised by orange paint

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Pen in cup (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Sethroph

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I Hid My Husband's Dirty Laundry (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by Pikachu42What does my flair say now?

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I lied about radishes because I'm selfish (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by HLAW8S150 miles until lunch, never forget.

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I looked at a bunch of inactive profiles on a website I used to frequent (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by OrionStarrSurvived encounter with bread man

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The Magic Firmware Upgrade (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by cougardraven

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I hit my brothers friends nuts SO fucking hard he fell over for ages (self.PointlessStories)

submitted by MrB00G1E

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