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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 13, 2014
Sumasagot kay @theadamsegal
shocking. Just shocking. We really must work out what to do with these people. Some sort of solution. Maybe a final one.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 13, 2014
Sumasagot kay @theadamsegal
wait, what? We know the Jews control the banks, media, governments, global trade and every thing else. But rights? Wow!
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 13, 2014
Yes we have taken a few days off but you would have an extended holiday too if you had to spends minutes a day examining human rights
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 13, 2014
Sumasagot kay @theadamsegal
our definition of human rights is the same that has existed for hundreds of years: ‘everyone has rights but the Jews’
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 2, 2014
well & red velvet cupcakes. They’re my favourite. But in terms of abuses? No
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 2, 2014
but so oft confused for the real UN!
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 2, 2014
well it’s either this or a How I Met Your Mother marathon.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 1, 2014
@shrewdsnake2 cause we’re bored.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Mar 1, 2014
Holy crap. Anyone else see what’s happening with Russia and ? This is getting exciting. Still. Our eye is firmly fixed on Israel.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 27, 2014
Yes we have received international’s report on Israel and have opened over a dozen different investigations into it.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 27, 2014
Ugh. I’m losing the tan that I got in the Bahamas :-( We had to spent a lot of time there. Needed to investigate the beaches and bars!
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 27, 2014
Sumasagot kay @NotAntiSemitic @UNWatch
pffff! Admit it. You missed us!
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 26, 2014
Sumasagot kay @crab_ra
wouldn’t be surprised if he turns up as the next head of the UNHRC ;)
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 26, 2014
There’s no Palestinian problem too small for us to fix. Anyone else’s? You better believe we don’t have time.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 26, 2014
Sumasagot kay @crab_ra
on a personal note: our hearts are with those in Kiev. Glad to see your now ex-President on the run.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 26, 2014
Sumasagot kay @NotAntiSemitic @UNWatch
we have a pretty standard membership policy. We accept cash, petro-dollars or blood diamonds.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 25, 2014
Sumasagot kay @Crissy0180 @amnestyonline
Sorry. We’re too hungover to deal with people dying. Please leave your name and country after the beep. *BEEEEEP*
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 25, 2014
Sumasagot kay @crab_ra
unfortunately if what we tweet is taken seriously (and it is) that says more about UNHRC than anything else!
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 25, 2014
Sumasagot kay @TheBrolli @WilliamsJon
no. We won’t.
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UNHumanRightsCouncil Peb 25, 2014
Sumasagot kay @crab_ra @UN
don’t worry. We’re pretty much a joke regardless.
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