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Sammy Sheronas
probably listening to africa by toto and eatin somethin crunchy
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decent pigeon 10h
me: so doc, is it bad? doctor: i’m so sorry, but you have bofa. me: what’s bofa? doctor: *points to x-ray* bofa deez malignant tumors. you don’t have long
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non aesthetic things Jul 11
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Sammy Sheronas 10h
Replying to @mick_smyth @NYDoorman
Then don’t reply to my tweet bye
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kody Jul 12
Getting confused when I make a Vine reference
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Sammy Sheronas 10h
Replying to @mick_smyth @NYDoorman
And assault rifles are killing our kids
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Popsicle Jokez 20h
wtf is my ex doing in the shower
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Jubren Siyuja Jul 10
iPhone users, is your screen cracked? Rt for No Like for Yes Trying to prove a point.
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nyoldman Jul 10
We banned plastic straws before assault rifles.
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TJ Oshie Jul 12
Talk about a hole in one!!! the princess and golfer!
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Sarah Schauer Jul 12
If Long John Silvers can somehow stay in business you can definitely survive college.
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Lara Bencroft Jul 11
Nice try cats. Idk how you learned to type but the jig is up.
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Alex Bowman 13h
Pretty cool to have the reigning Super Bowl champs on the car in Pocono 🦅 Get ready for some !
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nicole Jul 12
hate when you take a picture while you’re drunk and all you can think the whole time is, “don’t look trashed. don’t look trashed. don’t look trashed”.... and then you look fucking trashed
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dirt prince Jul 11
i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected
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Theta Ry Jul 12
I need a Disney short about the night Edna babysat
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It's On Us Etown 15h
Extremely important to remember no matter where you are or what you’re doing. Bystander intervention can play a huge role in helping someone out!!
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whitty b Jul 11
Too intelligent to be trapped in a fucking zoo. this makes me cry
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rat mic Jul 11
*Thanksgiving dinner 2080* Me (has dementia): this turkey has big dick energy My great-grandson: bro what the fuck
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Tumblr Things 23h
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emma Jul 12
how is super bass 7 years old i cant believe ive been good at rapping for 7 years
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