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Elizabeth Windsor
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Elizabeth Windsor 5h
Text from Princess Eugenie: “FFS!”
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Elizabeth Windsor 7h
Already?!
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Elizabeth Windsor Aug 28
Oh for the love of god.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 29
Polar bear murdered by in its own territory. Do the world a favour, people, and boycott this horrific company.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 30
The DoE is fairly sure ‘Jeremy Hunt’ is rhyming slang.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 29
Polar bear murdered by in its own territory. Do the world a favour, people, and boycott this horrific company.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 26
How much for the sheep? Does it have any government experience?
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 13
Tell him one’s not in.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 13
Ok, drink up and piss off. One’s got shit to do.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 13
Tell him one’s not in.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 12
President Trump arrives this evening. We’re not having him staying at the palace for reasons of a ‘fake tan on one’s linen’ nature.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
If Croatia is annexed as a colony of the Isle of Wight, dors that mean we’re technically in the final? Asking for a friend.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
Look on the bright side, England. We still have Theresa May.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
Making Boris Johnson ambassador to Croatia.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
Not sure it’s coming home.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
Bollocks.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 11
Watching from the bottom of a pool of gin.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 10
Theresa May on the phone. Says she’s planning a summer holiday in a remote Thai cave.
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Elizabeth Windsor Jul 10
Another day, another cabinet.
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