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I blame everyone in general and you in particular.
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| 17 مارچ |
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Now that humanity is finished I'd just like to tell you all how much I appreciated and valued our relationship.
I really enjoyed working with you, and I made many amazing memories that I'll treasure forever.
You guys were great.
Best of luck in the (very brief) future.
--G.
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| 15 مارچ |
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Time to start over again.
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| 14 مارچ |
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I never, ever, ever do this, but #SaveODAAT.
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| 13 مارچ |
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Facebook and Instagram are down.
You will have to live your life for its own sake now.
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| 10 مارچ |
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For every ten people who are stupid, there are 100 others who are also stupid.
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| 8 مارچ |
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I literally regret everything.
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| 7 مارچ |
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"God! Why hast thou forsaken us?"
Because, I mean, just LOOK at you.
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| 5 مارچ |
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Final season of #GameOfThrones, then Armageddon.
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| 5 مارچ |
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Retweet this if you’d like Me to kill you within the next five years.
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| 3 مارچ |
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Sorry about the wind Liverpool! #MyBad
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| 2 مارچ |
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The Aztecs felt the same way. twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
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“If a man meets a virgin who is unmarried and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her.” - Deuteronomy 22:28-29.
Now THAT’S empowerment! twitter.com/museumofBible/…
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If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to him the other, but then at the last minute duck your head and kick him in the nuts.
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| 28 فروری |
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Be careful what you wish for: you just might get it.
Kidding! You won't get it.
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| 28 فروری |
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Wow. He even found a way for the US to lose in Vietnam again.
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| 27 فروری |
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I did awful things and then signed a book deal, and I've never looked back.
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| 26 فروری |
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"You can succeed if you work hard," say people who succeeded by cheating and getting lucky.
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| 26 فروری |
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India and Pakistan, try not to start World War III down there, alright? I got a big meteor coming soon and I don't want you stealing My thunder.
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| 24 فروری |
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How is church still a thing?
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