Hello! This is my second ninth tweet. I’ve got to go and do some work now, which is a shame. I’ll tweet again later.

Hello! This is my second eighth tweet.

Hello! This is my second seventh tweet.

Hello! This is my second sixth tweet. It’s fun isn’t it? Once you get the hang of it.

Hello! This is my second fifth tweet. Too soon?

Hello! This is my second fourth tweet. It’s very time consuming, all this tweeting, isn’t it?

Hello! This is my second third tweet. It’s been quite a while since my last tweet (my second second), but I think we can all agree it was well worth the wait. I, for one, can’t wait to see what my next tweet (my second fourth) will be about.

Hello! This is my second second tweet. Are you all still there? I’d forgotten I had a Twitter account and Twitter doesn’t appear to have any kind of alarm or reminding system in place which seems like a bit of a flaw to me. Anyway, I’m back now. Are you ok?

Hello! This is my second first tweet. My previous 14 were stolen which messed up my entire numbering system so I’ve had to go right back to the beginning and start again. Should all tally up numerically now.