val the pal

ABC: "tonight...the season premiere of the bachelorette...one girl and 26 men in one house" me: that's where lesbians go to die

do not disturb kinda day

I hate senior year for making me so broke

this lady just asked me how senior year's been so I started to cry and ate a pint of ben&jerrys in the parking lot so i'm dOING GREAT CAROL

I need to study for like 8 tests, write 12 essays & finish 5 projects so obvs I came home & baked a batch of cookies and a chocolate cake

it's all about the first person ya tell good news to

my mailman came out to me a few months ago & now I get lil updates every week and thIS WEEK HE IS ASKING OUT ANOTHER MAILMAN

I just got a chai tea & the barista was like "chai" but I thought she said hi so I said hi & she was like bye so I think we rlly hit it off

i love how everyday has so many possibilities. will I meet my soulmate? fall down the stairs? cry for no reason? who knows

I've slept w deadly mosquitoes in Vietnam but there is a SPIDER in my bathroom and if u think I'm going in there u are veRY WRONG MY FRIEND

Collegeboard: "Using only an abacus, determine the system's angular momentum" Me: okay but did you know the word "bed" looks like a bed

aesthetic: accidentally saying thank you for orders that aren't mine at starbucks

sick & tired of being sick & tired

"if girls who are attracted to girls can remain neutral around other girls wearing skirts, then maybe the skirts aren't the problem" thANK U

grand high teen @valiswiser is gonna rehab my insta and i aM SCARED

friendly friday reminder that u don't know what people gotta go home to at night, keep an open mind & be kind

someone asked me what time it was today and I said time to GIVE UP & if that doesn't describe my senior year idk what does

Thank you America for turning this year's Presidential race into an extreme version of "would you rather"

I physically, mentally, and emotionally cannot do school anymore !!!

ya just gotta remember that somebody can love you but not have your best interests at heart, it hurts but it'll be the best lesson u learn

I wear a lot of the same clothes kimmy schmidt does and I'm not sure what that says abt me ??

Instead of senior skip day, why not do senior skip month? Go big AND go home

I love a good dose of sexism in the morning!! ty 2 the boyz in my economics class for proving misogyny is alive and well! yay!

well it's the sunday of spring break, time to panic over going back to school and do everything I told myself I wouldn't do last minute