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The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

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Iscritto a febbraio 2010
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  1. 16 ore fa

    Brushing up on my Hebrew on my El-Al flight to Israel. שלום#

    234 risposte 653 Retweet 4.130 Mi piace
  2. 24 ago

    Just searched “Trump psychological profile” and crashed WebMD.

    245 risposte 1.745 Retweet 13.454 Mi piace
  3. 23 ago

    Even if Big Ben does go silent, I bet it won’t shut up about its new juice cleanse.

    80 risposte 290 Retweet 3.675 Mi piace
  4. 22 ago

    Just think, 100 years from now, our grandchildren will be taking down Senator Kid Rock statues.

    425 risposte 5.125 Retweet 29.988 Mi piace
  5. 21 ago

    When the eclipse comes I’m going to borrow the special glasses my wife uses when I’m shirtless.

    307 risposte 4.241 Retweet 35.094 Mi piace
  6. 20 ago

    Once asked SNL legend Herb Sargent what's the funniest thing you ever saw? He instantly said, "Martin and Lewis, 1940's, in a club."

    69 risposte 516 Retweet 5.344 Mi piace
  7. 19 ago

    Can’t we just go back to being on the brink of nuclear war?

    364 risposte 2.488 Retweet 17.251 Mi piace
  8. 18 ago

    A big hello to new White House communications director Hope Hic--what, fired?

    129 risposte 726 Retweet 7.354 Mi piace
  9. 18 ago

    I heard the iPhone 15 won't have any ports or jacks or a screen and it will just be a smooth steel ball and finally we'll all be happy.

    738 risposte 8.570 Retweet 48.673 Mi piace
  10. 17 ago

    I'm leaving America during this divisive time for the relative peace and quiet of the Middle East.

    232 risposte 654 Retweet 5.321 Mi piace
  11. 17 ago

    . joined us to explain how he's going to "dismantle" .

    33 risposte 175 Retweet 812 Mi piace
  12. 16 ago

    On August 21st, there will be a total eclipse - which will look amazing after you miss it and see pics of it online the next day.

    149 risposte 2.006 Retweet 12.520 Mi piace
  13. 15 ago

    Had that nightmare where my chute doesn’t open and I hit the ground, and the last thing I hear is a cannibal shouting “5-second rule!”

    221 risposte 2.180 Retweet 13.746 Mi piace
  14. 11 ago

    Breaking: Conan O’Brien sends Conan O’Brien to Israel to help Jared Kushner. Stay tuned.

    President Trump sends Jared Kushner to Israel to help broker a peace deal
    175 risposte 500 Retweet 3.631 Mi piace
  15. 11 ago

    Remember when all we had to worry about was Ebola? Good times.

    385 risposte 10.528 Retweet 41.839 Mi piace
  16. ha ritwittato
    10 ago

    One of the most revered television hosts & comedians of all time will host ! Tickets:

    39 risposte 67 Retweet 318 Mi piace
  17. 10 ago

    Just think, we’ll be able to tell our grandchildren, “I remember the day President Trump tweeted the nuclear launch codes.”

    640 risposte 4.296 Retweet 21.382 Mi piace
  18. 9 ago

    Never been so nostalgic for Kim Jong-il.

    184 risposte 1.711 Retweet 13.201 Mi piace
  19. 7 ago

    The only tan I’m getting this summer is a caftan!* *Excerpted from my Golden Girls spec script.

    108 risposte 290 Retweet 3.547 Mi piace
  20. 6 ago

    I think it’s wrong to just steal honey from the bees, so I always make sure to leave behind a few “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” DVDs.

    257 risposte 615 Retweet 7.723 Mi piace

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