
Don’t Ignore These Clear Signs You Need to Move More
Yes, exercise can help you lose weight, but you’ll be surprised at how many other ways it can radically improve your health and well-being.

Yes, exercise can help you lose weight, but you’ll be surprised at how many other ways it can radically improve your health and well-being.
Each year, one in six Americans gets sick after consuming contaminated food or beverages. With more than 250 foodborne illnesses, some caused by bacteria on the food and others by harmful chemicals, pay attention to the truth behind these common food poisoning myths.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
Dennis Miller
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
Kevin Nealon
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
@kristencarney
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
@sixthformpoet
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From clientsfromhell.net
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
@NicCageMatch
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
—Jerry Seinfeld