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Hi /r/All! If you are visiting for the first time, WELCOME to /r/WordAvalanches! Please see our sub rules, FAQ, and "what not to post" in the sidebar. We hope you enjoy your stay! (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by refotsirk - announcement

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/r/WordAvalanches is now seeking a moderator to assist with flair assignments and approving posts. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by refotsirk[M] - announcement

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Pure AvalancheMy friend bought one of Sue's knitted sweaters, but it was literally falling apart at the seams. She wouldn't even give him a refund. He asked me what to do; I said - (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Lapisofthepuzzle

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A Chinese man's male offspring observes a natural phenomenon on the surface of our local star. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Optimum_Pooper

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True AvalancheBrew a pitcher for everyone. It would go well with an angry umbrella shirt. You can buy them from a guy named Russ Thompson. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by blindtourist

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A sentient container, with a dancing label, is firing someone. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by IcarusIsNotLonely

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Although poorly publicized, at 12:00 PM, an antelope triumphed and was awarded an evergreen tree worth a Chinese dollar. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by holysitkit

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Pure AvalancheAn overconfident Londoner requires a chickens leg. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Dakotaequalsyes

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True AvalancheAnd a very good water source also (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by RayDeAngeloHarris

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True AvalancheMy first post didn't do too well so I'm curious how Reddit will respond to my question about Siri's TV career (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by krazo3

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A hungry soldier without a mother stood watch at a named hill in Vietnam. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Twisol

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True AvalancheI understand your order. You want me to check that lemur for evidence of drug use. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by meepkevinsagenius

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True AvalancheAss Swindles Ape (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by meepkevinsagenius

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True AvalancheIn Germany, one duo composed of a wicked mammal and male accomplice is known to pester another. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by wanging

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True AvalancheThe fruitless conquest of Genghis Khan's STD-plagued empire rages on. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by pretzelers

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True AvalancheTo fix a worn out shirt you must wear it out further while going somewhere you haven't planned. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Ergonoms

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True AvalancheWhen a certain author meticulously arranges his blankets, you have a: (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by meepkevinsagenius

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Pure AvalancheA happily homosexual mixture of a fish and a human created her very own waifu. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Twichy717

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True AvalancheGod of the grape harvest, perish among terrorists! Also, that's a nice serpentine pattern you've painted onto frozen water (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by IndianaJwns

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True AvalancheI was trying to give my friend some pointers on things to avoid when tying your shoes, but they said it would be easier to leave their shoes untied instead. When I tried to convince them otherwise, they dismissed my advice as meaningless, to which I rebuked: (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by sirschm00py

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True AvalancheThe driver of the 78 car's actual former girlfriend sketched a picture of a high protein breakfast. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by tw315

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True AvalancheA group of us are permitted to spin audibly as well. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by blindtourist

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True AvalancheI met a man with a rather odd name today. He was named after and looked like he was made from spiced dough. His parents too have the same odd hair and they are actually a baker family. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by saadshun

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Pure AvalancheThe Hand Tribe decides they can give a tribe of dancers their tribe's dancing metal container, but want a hand in return. Dancers offer to dance instead. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by DeliriumTrigger

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True AvalanchePro wrestler and actor saw a man with a prostitute at the same time the man saw the wrestler with a prostitute. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by Extesht

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Mr. Clock is a clockmaker like his father (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by --Giraffe--

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With a heavy accent, he told me not to question about the Middle Eastern city, remarking how dark it is. He then describes a kidnapping in which his group was blindfolded then interrogated in an attempt to find the motive of a Slav (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted by usev25

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