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My Live Polls:
1.Film Noir Actors and Actresses
2.Which sport makes for the best movies?
3.Favorite Back to the Future Character
4.'90's TV Comedy You Most Want To See Continued
5.First 35 Names on IMDB by URL Number
6.Oldest Film You've Seen
7.Breathtaking British Beauties
8.Top 10 Looney Tunes as rated by IMDb users
9.Favorite Ingrid Bergman Performance
10.Favorite Snoopy Moment
11.Favorite Number One Rated TV Series
12.A Charlie Brown Christmas or How The Grinch Stole Christmas?
13.Greatest Christmas Films of All-Time
14.Favorite TV Christmas Specials
15.Multiple Acting Oscar Nominations without Win
16.Favorite Bible Based Film
17.Do you rate a film based on your taste or to effect its rating?
18.Hollywood Biopic You Would Most Want to See
19.The Twenty Five Greatest Films in History
20.Westerns by the Duke
21.Favorite Auto Racing Movie
22.Do you watch an entire film before rating it?
23.Favorite Baseball Movie
24.Favorite Sean Connery Character
25.Favorite Game Show
26.Favorite "The Disney Afternoon" TV Series
27.IMDb Poll Board's Under the Radar TV Favorites
28.Favorite Frank Capra Film
29.Do You Ever Re-Rate a Film?
30.IMDb Poll Board's Favorite Christmas Movies
31.Documentary TV Series
32.Disney Animated Shorts (2010-Present)
33.TV Series You Would Like to See Get a Movie
34.The Chase Is On
35.My Contributions Are Mostly...
36.A Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack
Favorite Quotes:
1.Captain Ramius: "Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please." The Hunt for Red October (1990)
2.Casey Ryback: "Nobody beats me in the kitchen." Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
3.Linus: "Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest." A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
4.Dave: "I take the complaint box very seriously and I seem to be the only one who does."
Bill: "A complaint about the complaint box, delicious." NewsRadio (1995) episode Complaint Box (1997)
5.Various: "Reprise the theme song and roll the credits!" Roundhouse (1992)
6.Mr. James: "I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce..."NewsRadio (1995) episode President (1996)
7.Homey D. Clown: "Homey don't play that!" In Living Color (1990)
8.Rick: "Here's looking at you kid."Casablanca (1942)
9.Rick: "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that." Casablanca (1942)
10.Dark Helmet: "Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!" Spaceballs (1987)
11.Abed: "Cool. Cool cool cool." Community (2009)
12.Dave: "Don't shave the dog; but if you must, use mommy's razor." Dave's World (1993) episode Bear with Me (1995)
13.Joey: "How you doin'?" Friends (1994)
14.Gadget: "Wait a minute. Smokes signals, and they're from Monty."
Chip: "How can you tell, Gadget?"
Gadget: "They have an Australian accent." Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988) episode Zipper Come Home (1990)
15.Mad Dog: "We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!" The Cannonball Run (1981)
16.Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
Captain Renault: " I'm shocked...shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Croupier: "Your winnings, sir."
Captain Renault: "Oh, thank you very much." Casablanca (1942)
17.George Washington McLintock: "I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me." McLintock! (1963)
18.Admiral Brovo: "You need a sense of humor, Teddy. Otherwise, people are gonna think you're a lawyer." JAG (1995) episode A New Life: Part 2 (1995)
19.Harry Bailey: "A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town." It's a Wonderful Life (1946).
20.Clarence: "You see, George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?" It's a Wonderful Life (1946).
21.Frasier Crane:"Yes, I agree with dad. Normally I’m a proponent of telling the truth, but as a man whose dealt with a pregnant spouse, I say lie, lie until your pants are on fire."Frasier (1993) episode Maris Returns (2003).
Lists
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Golden Age of Nickelodeon
Which of these original series that called Nickelodeon home during the late '80s or '90s was your favorite?
Funniest NewsRadio Character
Tim Allen's Sitcoms
Favorite Streaming or Digital Video Service
Favorite Cable Christmas Movie
Comedies: Home or Workplace?
"A Charlie Brown Christmas" Soundtrack
Note: Only includes songs listed in the official soundtrack of the film. Images are in order as they appear in the special and each image corresponds with the song being played at that moment in the film (even though sometimes the song title does not reflect what is going on in the scene).
My Contributions are Mostly...
If you aren't sure, take a quick look at the badges located on your profile.
The Chase is On
Warning: Possible spoilers ahead.
TV Series You Would Like to See Get a Movie
Reviews
The Cars That Made America (2017)
Another History Channel Inaccuracy
This past week History Channel held "Car Week". A week dedicated to history specials and shows about cars. At first I was excited to see an actual history program on the "History Channel" (instead of Pawn Stars, American Pickers, etc-which all deal loosely with history and since you know...the name should actually reflect what is on the network), however I was soon disappointed. (Side note: It's a shame that with all the real history related programming History Channel has in their library they failed to air any of it during an entire week. I could think of at least four or five car related episodes of "Modern marvels" alone. But I digress.) This mini-series, just as pointed out by reviewers, is riddled with inaccuracies and full of nothing but half truths that were written and arranged in a way to satisfy their (mostly liberal) narrative. Case in point, like mostly everyone else, the series goes out of it's way to show how Henry Ford 'invented' the assembly line. Utterly false since it was invented and patented by Ransom Olds (of Oldsmobile fame) in 1901 before Ford had even been removed from his second car company. Speaking of Ransom Olds; why was he only essentially mentioned in passing at a time when he had the largest American car company (if not the world)? Ford did adopt the assembly line and was able to improve it for greater efficiency and success but it is clearly misleading. Speaking of topics only mentioned in passing, how can a series called "The Cars That Made America" not feature more than a blurb about the ultimate American car: The Corvette? For that matter, it is beyond me how a series that features the (partial) biographies of some of the world's greatest car engineers and designers not mention the Corvette's creator (and ultimate concept car designer) Harley Earl even once. It looks like this series was commissioned by people with a serious agenda against some of the greatest American Classics ever (I didn't hear the word Thunderbird once either). Instead we got a devoted story line to the DeLorean, which wasn't even an American car. I know it was necessary to end the DeLorean story line, but that couldn't have been in passing and devote some time to the issues I listed above. All in all, if you are interested in early American car history you'd be better served by reading up on it or finding other programming that might be less flashy but more accurate. The series turned into nothing more than a failed attempt at history (or at least their revisionist version of history) and a prime example of how much the History Channel has changed (for the worse) in the past few years.
Gaslight (1944)
Ingrid Bergman's Finest Work
I came across "Gaslight" while cruising through TCM's Video on Demand selection the other night. It was a title I had always wanted to see because it checked off two of my movie vices: Film-Noir and Ingrid Bergman (who I consider one of the greatest actress of all- time, if not the best). I sat down and prepared for what I was really hoping was going to be a good cinematic experience. The start of movie takes place a few years before the main story and leads to the introduction of the movie's main plot device (the jewels). I must confess I found the beginning of the movie (to about the Tower of London scene) to be rather boring and somewhat tedious. I persevered through, mainly because after reading other reviews and synopsis it felt like the ending was really going to pay off. Did it ever! Once I powered through the first half of the film or so, the story really picked up and as the story progressed Ingrid shown through more and more. Her performance was by far the most redeeming aspect of the film and through out the movie the story really keeps you guessing as to weather she was really disturbed or her husband (Charles Boyer) was driving her mad. The story in the second half really picks up (aided rather heavily by the detective which is strongly reminiscent of the John Williams detective character from "Dial M for Murder" in that he is a real know it all, when he shouldn't) and delivers with a tense, climactic ending which really nailed home Ingrid's win for Best Actress in the following Academy Awards. I must admit that after watching "Double Indemnity" multiple times I had always had trouble reconciling how Barbara Stanwyck didn't win the Oscar that year, but after seeing this film there is no doubt that Ingrid Bergman truly deserved it. A very, very strong film that would have gotten a 10/10 if it had cut some of the earlier scenes that nevertheless is a must see.
Roundhouse (1992)
Reprise the Themesong and Roll the Credits...at the Roundhouse
Nickelodeon's first foray into the variety series genre was "Roundhouse". Each episode of the series tackled a subject familiar to most kids and teens with originality and imagination. The multi- talented cast was stellar, ranging from their signing abilities (Shawn Daywalt and Crystal Lewis)to their hip-hop, dancing in the streets style of dance (Seymour Willis Green, Alfred Carr, Dominic Lucero, Micki Duran, Julene Renee, and lead choreographer Ivan Dudynsky), and the comedic talents (Jon Crane, Mark David, and David Sidoni) of the cast were superb. All the topics (some which would be considered taboo in the modern PC culture) were done in good taste topped with enough immaturity to make it appealing to younger kids. The series signature wit, timing, and elaborate use of the scarce sets and props (most of which was cardboard boxes made to look TVs, etc) showed why one point Nickelodeon was a cable leader. Sure the series looks dated complete with the grunge elements of the early 90's but the series doesn't loose its charm when you remove your nostalgia goggles. Roundhouse was truly one of the greatest shows on TV in the 1990's.
The Peanuts Movie (2015)
An excellent movie for everyone
Released in time to celebrate the 65th anniversary of The Peanuts comic strip and the 50th anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas, The Peanuts Movie is the first attempt at a Peanuts animated feature since the passing of Charles Schultz. The movie relives in bright and colorful detail the best Peanuts gags. Although it lacks a certain charm that hand drawn animation possess the CGI animators did an excellent job highlighting the characters looks and (in Snoopy's case) texture to the point where Snoopy's fur looked dare I say, realistic. The Peanuts Movie contains many memorable moments from laugh out loud funny to profoundly sweet and touching moments reminiscent of many of Schultz's TV specials. The moral of the story is also well done, teaching children that being honest and having integrity are more important than being cool and fitting in, though I would have liked to have seen a true meaning of Christmas speech (like Linus' speech in A Charlie Brown Christmas) included. Overall a wonderful movie that anyone of any age can truly enjoy and that I highly recommend. It is definitely my choice for movie of the year.
Drive (2011)
One of the worst movies I'v ever seen
I honestly do not see why this movie has received so much hype. It was quite possibly one of the worst movie experiences I've ever had and I regret spending the money I did on renting it. The movie was long, tiresome, and dull. The cast was mediocre at best and the story was truly pointless. The only small exception were the few scenes in which there was actual driving involved (forgive me for thinking a movie titled "Drive" would actually have some driving in it). You see most of this movie is just Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan looking at one another without saying a word. I know women like Mr. Gosling, which leads me to believe they thought it would be a good idea if he just sat there looking 'cute.' The most entertaining thing you could do if your are going to watch this movie is to watch it with a stop watch. That way you can see how much time the characters spend not talking while they are on screen. Instead they just stare (rather longingly I might add) at one another in complete silence. The movie was cheesy, cheeky, and needlessly gory complete with a scene of excessive nudity that served no purpose. The soundtrack was straight out of the 1980's, or rather a 1980's soundtrack that couldn't afford the rights to popular music and thus had to create their own non-copyrighted music. Overall, this was a poor excuse of an 'action' movie that turned out to be an unwatchable love story. To sum it all up, it's a movie with no redeeming value whatsoever and easily one of the top 20 worst movies of all time.
Caught (1949)
Skip it....
As a fan of film noir I was excited to find another movie to watch. Little did I know what I was in store for. The lead character was a prime example of a gold digger. I know that looking at a movie through the lens of the present day will distort the original work however I find it hard to believe that a normal woman in the 1940's could be that obsessed with 'bagging a rich one'. The main character spends the entire film whining about wanting to be rich all the while hating herself for being a gold digger (You can't have your cake and eat it too). I know they wanted to make her seem naive but it completely backfired. She is just a horrible woman and has no redeeming value whatsoever as a character. The performances seem dry and forced; absolutely no chemistry between Leonore and the doctor. There is even less chemistry between her and Smith. I find it hard to believe she could have ever fooled herself into loving him (as she claims in the film). Smith is also the prime example of a terrible man and is quite possible a worse human than her. Marrying her just to spite his doctor and then ruling her life at every turn. He is however more believable at being a cad then she is as a gold digger. In a movie full of garbage the most insulting thing to contemplate is that a 'happy ending' (complete with an uplifting score) is the woman's child being still born. After pleading with her husband not to take her baby away from him she is relieved to have the baby die so she can be free to marry the doctor she loves, a doctor (pediatrician) which is just as happy to have the baby and husband out of the picture so he can finally have his one true love. Mindless dribble at its finest. All in all the film is an early example of tawdry soap opera complete with terrible acting and a crummy plot.