Enough with the maps! We don't even understand their meanings anyway.
Those fries are bad for your brain.
We spoke to two former ISIS slaves and a Liam Neeson-esque individual hell bent on saving people like them. Here's what we learned.
You should know I didn't resort to a madcap heist right away, as is typical for me. I did legitimately try to grow my own pumpkin.
For instant happiness, google 'baby turtles.'
You might want to light some candles, because it's about to get pretty dark.
Violence and big-boy language and huge bare asses can show up in almost any film, and even movies supposedly meant for kids can have some extremely messed-up stuff going on.
Biblical miracles can be explained with (wildly unlikely, but still technically possible) science.
Airlines aren't very good at this whole 'business' thing.
Here are some words you usually don't find in the same sentence: rocket science, orgies, jet propulsion, and the occult.
Here are some words you usually don't find in the same sentence: rocket science, orgies, jet propuls...
Bodybuilding addiction: When you become stronger and weaker at the same time.
Our hearts go out to those currently raising teenagers.
'We wrote a prophecy that says you gotta have balls. Deal with it.'
These maniac queries seem less like valid suggestions and more like something a coked-up 'True Detective' character might scream at the unforgiving skies.
Just accept that everything is literally trying to murder us.
Who's running this cash-eating donkey show called Hollywood, anyway?
There will be a VR version of everything. Everything. Including things that have no business being in virtual reality.
