You've got to see it...

Welcome to picture day -- the gorgeous and goofy.  Maui, December 2016.  To go along with yesterday's travelogue.

Security at the Grand Wailea breaking into my room when my key didn't work.  At least I think they were security.

Sunset at the Grand Wailea.

Not IN the mall, ON the mall.  Chickens apparently can't read because...

This was at Coconuts.  They were all over the strip mall -- answering the question:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"  Because he was suicidal.

You gotta take a helicopter ride.

Our pilot.  Would you get in a flying thing with him?  He was actually great.

A couple of beauty shots from the chopper.

Can you see any sharks?

I'll spare you the seventy-five others.

Our waiter at Nick's Fish Market just before he set his sleeve on fire.  What a show!

Yes, it rained, but I was prepared.

Everybody takes pictures of their food.  Why not me?

This was after the waiter created this masterpiece and before he set himself on fire.

Feeding Rebecca.  With me and Rebecca's dad.

The highest rating a restaurant can have.  We do live in the age of "It's good enough" don't we?

I did a little writing while in Maui.

The sun setting on the over-privileged.

A Jewish cosabella.

People enjoying breakfast next to a construction site.

Annie & Jon stealing Christmas presents from the Kea Lani lobby.

A yoga class.  What position is "check for messages?"

A beauty shot.

Another beauty shot.

The Sashimi Napoleon is AWESOME.   The Soup of Yesterday is okay.

Doesn't this look like a warning that there is bacon in the ocean?

Always great to watch a football game in the snow when it's 85 and sunny.

Had to end with another sunset.  Aloha!