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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Jul 2016

    me trying to fit in at a bernie rally

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  2. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    It's always sad when a comedian gets old and isn't funny anymore. Few avoid this. But what if there was a comedian who not only didn't lose it, but instead became funnier everyday, every day until his last. There was one. And now there is not. Bob Einstein is gone. I loved him.

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  3. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    I wasn’t trying to get this tweet removed. Twitter tells me it is no longer available but not that it has been deleted. Then they sent me to a page for clarification that explained in some corporate speak the many different things that might explain its unavailability to me. Arg.

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  4. 14 hours ago

    new goal for 2019😁😁😁 avoid the comments section

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  5. 14 hours ago

    don’t u just love those get-rich-quick marketing nerds who constantly post photos of themselves surrounded by twenty hot bikini models in a lambo in front of a mansion on the beach it’s almost believable sometimes

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  6. 15 hours ago

    aight here's the video. pelosi's daughter says her mom will "cut ur head off and u won't even know ur bleeding"

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  7. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Woman, 68, receives her lung donor's peanut allergy in 'rare phenomenon'

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  8. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Mitt Romney on Ronna McDaniel: "She's doing what she thinks is best for him and for the party."

    mitt romney on ronna romney mcdaniel
    See more at cnn.com
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  9. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    First same-sex couple marries in Austria

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  10. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Working hard is a good thing, but it can only lead to high levels of wealth when combined with capital accumulation and entrepreneurship. | Jorge Eduardo García

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  11. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    What if you found out the government wants to use Facebook to monitor you and possibly prosecute you for being late on your taxes? via

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  12. 18 hours ago

    just deleted ~15,000 spam emails from my gmail account. feels good to get all that storage back

    20 replies 4 retweets 132 likes
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  13. 19 hours ago

    *facebook owns pretty much every aspect of ur online life* corporate dc: well at least facebook isn't the government, and not like, helping the irs spy on u or anything facebook: hold our beers

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  14. 19 hours ago

    what about what the majority of americans say in private?

    Mitt Romney said what the vast majority of elected Republicans say about Trump, but only in private. And it’s caused a shit storm. Via
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  15. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2018

    CNN runs a segment on how Trump's use of "witch hunt" offends witches

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Smooth.

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  17. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    The 2020 Dem primary is gonna be like a season of Top Chef America

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Spoke with Joe Rogan Podcast coming soon🔥🔥🔥

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  19. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    We shouldn’t blame working class people for their wrong opinions. If they could afford to subscribe to the Guardian they’d be much more enlightened.

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  20. 24 hours ago

    i had to watch it, so should u

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    Sex change surgery (Transsexed).
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  21. Jan 2

    the first incel was a girl

    Don’t let e-girls appropriate incel/gamer culture.
    5 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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