Michael Yokhin

David Soria is the first keeper to win a European trophy on the pitch without playing a second of first division football in his career.

The Sevilla loop: Win EL -> Qualify for CL -> Get eliminated to EL -> Continue forever

Coke tonight, Koke next Saturday?

First goal of the season - own goal (Kyle Walker) Last goal of the season - own goal (Chris Smalling) Both are going to the Euros, btw.

Lugano and Zurich are the only teams in relegation battle with 2 games left. They are also the finalists in the Swiss Cup. Unprecedented?

Zenit are out of the Champions League for the first time since 2009 - in Hulk's best season! "Russian Leicester" Rostov have qualified.

Tottenham conceded a goal per each year of Pochettino's new contract today.

If you bet a Tottenham fan £20 in 1995 that Arsenal will finish above them. Then did double or quits, today he'd owe you £20,971,520. #AFC.

Getafe "go down fighting" with 8 yellow cards and a sending-off in the second half alone at Betis. Classy!

Tottenham season: Winless in the first 4 games, winless in the last 4 games. Won 19 out of 30 in between. #THFC

14 yellow cards and one red as Zenit and Lokomotiv draw 1-1. AVB's last home game ends in fiasco. Zenit fail to qualify for Champions League

Ryo Miyaichi scores twice and provides an assist in his first game in St Pauli starting lineup. They beat Kaiserslautern 5-2. #AFC

Paderborn and Evian both relegated for the second year in a row - from top division to third in just 12 months.

Leicester are champions with a 10-point gap from runners-up! That was only bettered once in the last decade (11 points for #MUFC in 2013).

Club Brugge thrash Anderlecht 4-0 to win their first title since 2005! Richly deserved, especially for Michel Preud'homme.

St Totteringham's Day has come late this year. #AFC

Arsenal fans will be glad to know that Ryo Miyaichi has started his first game for St Pauli and scored his first goal of the season. #AFC

Serie A goals this season: Higuain 36, Palermo 35, Carpi 35, Frosinone 35, Udinese 34, Bologna 33, Verona 32. He scored more than 6 teams!

Luis Suarez scored 40 goals and assisted 16 times in La Liga. That means he was directly involved in exactly HALF of Barcelona's 112 goals.

VfB Stuttgart, VfB Stuttgart II and Stuttgarter Kickers were all relegated. Not the best of years for the city.

May 14, 2006: Energie Cottbus are promoted to the Bundesliga May 14, 2016: Energie Cottbus are relegated to the fourth division.

Werder Bremen's goal stats this season are IDENTICAL to 2014/15: 50 GF, 65 GA.

Stuttgart conceded 75 goals this season, equaling 21st century Bundesliga record. The previous team to concede more (79) - Gladbach in 98/99

Huge drama in German 3.Liga as Stuttgarter Kickers and Energie Cottbus concede late goals and are unexpectedly relegated to regional leagues

Pascal Gross - the most underrated player this season. Whoever signs him will make an incredibly good deal.https://twitter.com/WhoScored/status/731408802663174144 …

Sheffield Wednesday should go up and sign Fred Friday from Lillestrom. "Friday scores for Wednesday on Sunday" is the best headline ever.

Will all sympathy for Watford's great history, it is just impossible not to hate them under the current ownership. Udinese B must go down.

France No.10 at big home tournaments: 1984: Platini 1998: Zidane 2016: Gignac

France squad for the home European Championships: Strikers from the French league: 0 Strikers from the Mexican league: 1

Zdenek Zeman's Lugano win 3-0 at Sami Hyypia's Zurich in a crucial relegation battle in Switzerland. Zurich are now bottom.

Mazzarri's contract with Inter expires this June, so he has more incentive to take another job than he did in past year and a half

Fyodor Smolov scored 13 goals in 7 games since the beginning of April. He scored 20 league goals in his entire previous career.

Mats Hummels to Bayern is one of the most disappointing transfers ever. I really hoped it will never happen.

Besiktas clinch first title since 2009 after Fenerbahce lost at Basaksehir. Robin van Persie missed a penalty, Mario Gomez is the king.

Hatem Ben Arfa to Barcelona is an absolutely dreadful idea. Would be a huge shame to ruin such a wonderful comeback. He must stay at Nice.

25 league goals for Mario Gomez after the all-important winner at Galatasaray tonight. The big German is taking Besiktas to the title.

Now what are the chances of St Totteringham's Day next week?

Sevilla are a disgrace. Absolutely disgusting. I hope Liverpool thrash them next Wednesday.

Lotito never wanted Carpi in Serie A. Lazio made sure they go down.

Bryan Smeets scored his first ever goal in Eredivisie, and gifted PSV the title. Quite amazing.