DRINK

Whenever you see a wipe transition

Any time a character mentions The Force

Whenever someone says “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

Any time a Skywalker whines

Whenever the Millennium Falcon doesn’t jump to lightspeed as expected

Whenever you hear the Wilhelm Scream

Whenever the numbers “1138” or “2187” are referenced

Whenever Darth Vader force-chokes someone

Whenever The Imperial March plays

TAKE A SHOT

Whenever Greedo shoots first (Why are you watching this version, anyway? You must be punished. DOUBLE SHOT.)

Whenever a large, spherical space weapon is obliterated by upstart forces

When anyone says “It’s a trap!”

Whenever a Force Ghost appears / is heard

Whenever somebody has their hand / arm chopped off

When anyone screams “Noooooooo!”

If these rules aren’t enough you can go all-out with our extended version, complete with useless CG characters:

DRINK

Whenever someone turns a lightsaber on or off

Anytime someone does an unnecessary flip

Whenever tractor beams are used

Whenever a random, unnecessary CG character shows up in the Special Editions (Warning: to avoid dangerous levels of Fruitopication, please only implement this rule with a safety guide present.)

TAKE A SHOT

Every time Jar-Jar steps in poop

When anyone says “midichlorians”

Anytime characters enter a wacky space bar