Jake Archibald

@jaffathecake

Googler. I want the web to do everything native can, and fast.

Haywards Heath
ಜುಲೈ 2008 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಗೆ ಪ್ರತ್ಯುತ್ತರವಾಗಿ

    Assuming a comedian's identity then stealing others jokes becomes magically ok if you put "parody" in your bio, right ?

  2. ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್ ಲಭ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ.
  3. In general the Louise brain is fucking ignorant

  4. Washington Post launched a PWA (beta):

  5. …and 27 mins in when the monitors in front of me have a massive freak out, and I turn around to see my slides have vanished. That was fun.

  6. …things to note: an awkward attempt to give myself some credibility at the start "I'm one of the designers of service worker…" ewww

  7. …30 mins to go. Time for the terrorpiss.

  8. Behind the big screen at . Hope Starfleet don't turn up and give it agro.

  9. Presenting about offline-first here in 3hrs 40mins. Also live streamed. Terrified, but excited!

  10. Some points on the web’s client-server model, interoperability, and standards:

  11. A flag in Chrome 52 () lets you see how smooth sites would be if they used passive listeners.

  12. Settling down to watch give the first web session of

  13. Here's what I think of you, default offline dinosaur

  14. How about that sentence on Chrome though? That was great.

  15. YES - here's the instructions: 9 words, pause, walk 3 steps, repeat

  16. …I'll give it a go though. Your apps… become *more resilient*… with the power… of service… workers

  17. I'm speaking on the same stage as the keynote people tomorrow, but I missed the training where they all learned to speak exactly the same.

  18. …the best bit was "we don't want you to try getting up yet, you're still looking pale" "I'm actually just this pale, time won't change that"

  19. …(totally fine now btw)

  20. …mortifyingly embarrassing, but the crew were fantastic about it. Only the 2nd time I've fainted in my life. Weird.

  21. Woke up from a nice sleep to see two flight attendants peering down at me. Apparently I'd had a bit of a blackout in the middle of the aisle

  22. - great responsive image linter

  23. …actually, nah, it's going to be super annoying if I call out *all* the talks I'm excited about. Just see the schedule.

  24. ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್ ಲಭ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ.
  25. Jake Archibald ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , , ಮತ್ತು3 ಇತರರು
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      A Back To Basics LifeStyle Brand - god is a Marine and every Marine is a god - Paws Off My Boots Boy - TruthHuman

  26. . ok I'm doing browser screencaps for my I/O talk now. If you change the design again I will send you a box of my angry farts.

ಲೋಡಿಂಗ್ ಸಮಯ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಿರುವಂತೆನಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

Twitter ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯ ಅಧಿಕವಾಗಿರಬಹುದು ಅಥವಾ ಈ ಕ್ಷಣದ ತೊಂದರೆಯನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿರಬಹುದು. ಮತ್ತೆ ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿ ಅಥವಾ ಇನ್ನಷ್ಟು ಮಾಹಿತಿಗೆ Twitter ಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಗೆ ಭೇಟಿ ನೀಡಿ.

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