keith  spencer 

@_kaspencer

cover editor 🐕 the Larry David of 🐩 the Michael Bay of 🐶 "People's History of Silicon Valley" ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ soon 🐺

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 25

    Witch hazel is such a rip off, not only is the color clear and not hazel but it's not even produced by witches either

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  2. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Silicon Valley's latest disruptive innovation: feudalism

    169 replies 2,132 retweets 4,443 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

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  4. 3 hours ago

    I still stand by this and think Patreon is a profiteering middleman, but I'm amazed at how the left has used it.

  5. 3 hours ago

    Pickup line idea: "Do you like magnesium? Then u already like 0.1% of me"

  6. 3 hours ago

    Tobey Maguire will always be Spidey to me -- screw Tom Holland

    1 reply 1 like
  7. 3 hours ago

    This Pitchfork review of that terrible Owl City song still tickles me

    1 reply
  8. Jul 9

    I am thankful that so many people in the Haight stop me and try to sell me drugs... it's an affirmation that I don't look like a square 🤗

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  9. Jul 9

    if you think about it, the dancing Snapchat hotdog is pretty much the ooga-chaka baby in drag... Weird how little the internet has changed

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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 6
    Replying to

    Here's my first stab at it.

    Silicon Valley Sexual Harassment Bingo. Squares read: Medium apology,Says what she was wearing,"She was drinking","He's a good guy",Inaction by superiors,"Men can't help themselves","He's helped other women",Blames others for tarnished reputation,"It's natural/normal","But it's bad everywhere!","Now men shouldn't hire women",Apology pre-empts worse allegations,Inappropriate messages
    30 replies 307 retweets 654 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    Six Workers Were Fired For Making This Sandwich Meme

    23 replies 610 retweets 558 likes
  12. Jul 8

    Someday, when Lorde dies (god forbid), the NY Daily News will run the headline "Our Lorde, Who Art in Heaven"

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  13. Jul 8

    In which I argue getting Zucked is just as bad as getting Trumped

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  14. Jul 8

    😑How is there not a single joke in here about "Lorde & Taylor"

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  15. Jul 7

    Wow, I cannot believe that in 2017 they're still making glue out of seal carcasses. So cruel.

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  16. Jul 7

    Lamby-ghazi or Lamby-gate?

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  17. Jul 7

    The term "handout" is meaningless right-wing sophistry. Why are sidewalks and libraries not handouts but food and shelter are? Doesnt add up

  18. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    A grotesque waste. Imagine the good that money could have done for health, education, poverty, ANYTHING instead of these BS childish ideas.

    Well-funded startups that have died this year: Jawbone, Beepi, Quixey, Sprig, Maple, Luxe, Yik Yak. Collectively raised >$1.1 B in funding.
    5 replies 60 retweets 94 likes
  19. Jul 7

    So.... is the New Republic less neoliberal now, or what?

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    that common refrain LEFT IS THE BEST

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    163 replies 4,073 retweets 9,344 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    A skyscraper at night. The majority of the windows are illuminated.

    2 retweets 11 likes

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