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The Archmage has the ability to conjure Khajit women for his viewing pleasure. (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What do you call a goose that arrived in Solstheim? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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M'aiq is... (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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There are no Forsworn beggars because... (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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Putting cheese wheels above your head is a good way to hide... (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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My cat ran away, and despite searching all over the neighborhood I still could not find it. (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What do you call someone from Morrowind who's infected with lycanthropy? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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Who is the Altmer king of rock? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

submitted by ABob71

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I just finished an intense battle with bears and wolves and other creatures. I was recovering and reflecting on nature when I put my foot in something brown and sticky. (self.skyrimdadjokes)

submitted by CoffeeStained-Studio

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This season, From my Argonian home to yours... (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What do you call the child of a Slaughterfish? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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The Mudcrab was suspended in the College of Winterhold (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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A body was found in the Cloud District one day.... (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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I tried to find more pages of the Mysterium Xarxes (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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When I called the College of Winterhold during the winter to ask about my application... (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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The first time I learned a Master level Alteration spell I thought to myself, (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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I was walking home at night when I was startled by the sight of the new scarecrow in the Gray-Manes' vegetable garden. (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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I sided with the Stormcloaks on my latest playthrough, and Ulfric was able to take his place as the ruler of Skyrim. But the stress was too much for him, and he's a skooma addict now. (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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A Dwarven tinkerer stopped by a Mediterranean restaurant for a quick bite to eat before getting back to work. (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What is a group of teenagers in Skyrim called? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What did the bandit say to the Nord woman? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What is it called when you kill an elf in Windhelm? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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Why do mudcrabs love Nordic ruins? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What do you say to cheer up a depressed orc? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

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What is it called when you kill an Elf? (self.skyrimdadjokes)

submitted by Squilbo_baggins

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